I'd love for some kind of "social model of a great human" canonization process... A bit like the Nobel prize, something determined by a committee or something, but it would have to be people that were actual genuine fucking awesome humans.

I'm thinking Steve Irwin, Fred Rogers, etc...

why call them saints? just call them good people

I like this.

Tangentially related - I was thinking the other day about how it seems like the rich used to feel obligated (for whatever reason) to use some of their wealth for the good of the world. But can you even imagine a 'Musk Foundation' or a fucking 'Zuckerberg Foundation'? No because they don't have even an ounce of shame or a shred of conscience. I don't know what it would even take but I do think it's far past time for us to start talking, bare minimum, about their obligations to the country and world that gave them so much.

I had no idea he was on that show. I bet if he heard your wife say that, he would have been super happy.

he spent all his money on fruity juice

This one wasn't signed, but I have fond memories playing "Thexder" on an Apple IIgs in my grandparent's basement growing up. You can guess where my username came from.

That game sure was hard to play with all 4 arrow keys in a line on that keyboard...

Steve Wozniak’s net worth is not definitively known,

They literally TOLD YOU THEY DON'T KNOW and you're still listening to their estimates as if they're fact.

but it is estimated to be around $100 million.

estimated BY WHO? AND HOW?