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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

Where is c/turtle when I need it?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Fucking real! I want to see more cute turtle pics and read relevant factoids.

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[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago
[-] potoo22@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Phylogenetically, they're still tetrapods.

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

[-] denial@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.

[-] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] potoo22@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I'd put the slime as "probably". Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don't generate it.

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

there's a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs

It could be sea coral

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Bivalves. At least when you're not eating them.

[-] bitMasque@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

Is it the average landlord?

[-] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Florida man

[-] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

A horny turtle

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Battletoads!!!

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

It's Longhorn Cowfish.

The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Why does that look like Donald trump

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Hermit crab?

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Saint bernard?

[-] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles ("feet")

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?

[-] Mgineer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female's back for 4-6 months.

If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.

[-] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the "what goes here" corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

disabled hermit crab

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Bro, that's a regular old house.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How'd you get a house with no slime?

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I was first in line.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.

[-] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Salamanders, people keep them as pets

[-] chairsushi@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

A shelled salamander

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