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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 21 hours ago

I've never had such an easy time talking to girls as I did in college. That's with me being short AF, quiet, and not particularly good looking. Either something has changed since then or OP has bad vibes.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Did you go to college before or after covid & social media.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

the "anon" sounded like a creep that just goes around public places where they are not supposed to be. like a office party, COLLEGE class, library. especially while class is in session and your trying to flirt with someone trying to pay attention tot he teacher. probably got sussed out immediately. this goes the same for college libraries, if arnt in the class and dont know the person or studied together, or met in the same classes.

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[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 152 points 1 day ago

I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago

...and then you got replaced by a lizard person and she never spoke to you again?

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

How did you know? 🤣

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 186 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I went on a date with a guy in college and he talked about how big various anime girls tits were the entire time. Insta-ghost. Idk if that was a fixable personality trait but it wasn't my responsibility anyway.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago

I wonder if he'll have a moment of clarity in a decade or so about how weird that was?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Nah, he'll blame it all on wokism.

[-] Flagstaff@programming.dev 24 points 1 day ago

I'm sad to say that I wouldn't bet on it...

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

OH this instantly reminded me of some people, of which one person who's small talk of choice before and after lectures was what a turn on blood letting was, in that class there was also a chick who went to someones house in the forest to see the kitten they just got. without knowing thier name because they just met them (is it meet if you know 0% about someone except they live in the forest and have a cat at the end of "meeting" them)...it is almost surprising they have not been assaulted more.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women

Especially if he doesn't bathe

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 74 points 1 day ago

Why do you assume is a women studies course?

[-] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago

And why do they assume he doesn't bathe?

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Because there's a trend progressing in radfem groups where misandry is being normalized because it lets them hate men while remaining the victums in every situation instead of going to therapy.

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[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 day ago

4chan posting

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