SPQR PMC radlib Marian supporters: "Noooo you have to support the urbanes being put into the military, it's the only way to ensure they'll be trained for the revolution and overthrow the patricians!"

Their reaction when Sulla does part of that revolution for them with his proscriptions: "Noooo you can't get rid of the rich that way, it has to be an uprising by the plebs of Rome!"

Their reaction when Spartacus and his liberation army approaches Rome to do just that: "Ewww, non-Romans and their bad optics! Please Marcus Licinius Crassus, protect us!"

Their reaction when Crassus kills the slaves fighting for their freedom: "Finally, those violent tankie slave rebels are crucified and dead, now we can properly do the revolution!"

SMH these so-called Gracchans are an insult to those fine brothers' names