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FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
The dark magics are not to be revealed to one so young.
If they learn the secret of the crab computer too early, they’ll never be the same.
Wait, you are capable of taking care of what your child accesses online without the government censoring the internet for everyone??? That's impossible!
Fascists hate this one simple trick!
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[x] Teaching crabs how to read
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[ ] Teaching crabs how to read
phew, bullet dodged
Forbidden knowledge.... You must forget the crab people....
As someone who is into this era of retro computing, I'm so glad that there is an incentive to keep producing them at a somewhat okay price!
They are really essential and without alternative, for example for a reinstall.
wow...Kaspersky really sucks now, huh?
What do you mean? It's great for russian intelligence.
Good thing we humans don’t have to actually worry about sea creatures learning to read and using that knowledge to hide amongst you as some sort of secret invasion in your primitive human societies, eh? That’s such a silly thing to think about. Heh…
'your' primitive human societies?
Our. I meant our, obviously, duh. Our glorious tasty societies. It was a typo, a simple typo. That’s all.
Teach the crabs how to read and the next thing you know lobsters will be doing the tango. It's a slippery slope my friends.
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2025
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