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[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 80 points 1 month ago

I love the bartender warning lmao

[-] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

I thought those were cat whiskers.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 month ago

Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Self harm to that brother

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

still would.

1000001931

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago
[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 32 points 1 month ago

Bros (bartender) before hoes

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together

[-] anonymous_in_atl@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces

[-] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Without you everything falls apart.

[-] fluxixx@piefed.social 22 points 1 month ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't. The freaky sex isn't worth the hell they'll put you through.

[-] sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net 15 points 1 month ago

In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.

Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)

[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

yeah like I'm some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender

[-] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

I can't fix her but she can make me worse.

[-] threeonefour@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Bartender is obviously just jealous

[-] miked@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Two dumpsters for the price of one!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

That sounds great to me! 😍

[-] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Usually i don't judge and am not religious, but you're not gonna see heaven

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.

[-] Pupscent@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a song.

Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.

  • Just plain bad.

It's a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

My dick can fix pretty much anything

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

that is a rare reference. Excellent game!

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer....

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago

Not even remotely tempting.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wipe the drool, then.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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