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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 75 points 3 months ago

Plants will either grow in some radioactive chernobyl concrete, or die if there's 2mm more of rainfall than usual, no in between

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

uphill. both ways, too.

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's because of domestication and growing plants outside of their natural habitat that they get sensitive. Also, apparently some sensitivity is by design:

Modern roses emerged in 1867 with the development of the first hybrid tea, according to the American Rose Society. These varieties tend to have a reputation for being fussy, requiring constant attention.

“The conception is that they’re not tough, that they require spraying, that you have to have the perfect culture. And a lot of that has been breeding; to breed these perfect flowers, but they bred out characteristics that made the rose easy to grow in our backyards,”

(From the OP's article)

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bunch of the plants in Australia rely on bushfires to survive and reproduce.

Edit: And when I say "bushfire" I don't mean US wildfires. There's trees evolved to be extremely flammable that create huge fire fronts that start their own local extreme weather conditions and suck all the oxygen out of the air. Lightning on a storm is common enough, firenados are a thing too.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago

Fun history fact, australia gave a bunch of those trees to the us as a gift and no one thought to mention that they "explode" lol

[-] RedCarCastle@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago

Classic aussie larrikin stuff that is haha

[-] oneser@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Many countries got them, I've seen them in Spain too. Eucalyptus is an absolute S grade salinity fighter pew pew

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I'm really disappointed in the fact that there's never been a carnivorous plant large enough to eat humans right now.

I was going to make a joke about it being Australian and even the plants trying to kill you.

Ah well. There's always jokes about the Quoka Mafia plotting world domination.

[-] Melochar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Google the Gympie-gympie tree. It won't eat you, but it can kill you, and it will hurt the whole time you are dying!

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Given what it does, it eating you might be considered more humane! But no, is the fuck you, I just want to cause pain tree.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Hmmm.

and I thought my friend accidentally using poison ivy as toilet paper was too painful to be funny. (we were on a canoe trip and he jumped off to take a shit, only he forgot the TP, so he grabbed the nearest bunch of plants. Ooops.) (it was awful.) (it only became hilarious after he didn't die.)

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Botany can be so cool

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Where am I from? no where in particular."
"you just blew in on the wind, huh?"
"Exactly. You get it."

[-] thirtyfold8625@thebrainbin.org 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Was the article talking about an actual rose, or were they just using a flowery description for something else?

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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