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A cough in a movie means the character is going to die, always.
Millions of diseases and every movie is coughs blood
And if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they're pregnant.
chekovs cough
And if a woman throws up in the morning, she's 100% pregnant.^1^
^1^ Unless the vomit comes directly after a scene of heavy drinking.
If you don't know by now, that's on you. Should we also not spoil the Bible? Jesus dies halfway through.
You little shit I was getting to that chapter. What's the point of reading it anymore. Thanks a lot!
Don't worry he gets better.
JFC.
Does he die on camera though?
He does in at least one of the movies adapted from the book.
I'm out of the loop, is it just someone being completely oblivious to the large coal plant in the background, or does the character have like a chronic illness causing them to cough?
- spoiler hidden by popular demand
:: spoiler Tap for spoiler He dies from tuberculosis contracted earlier in the game. :::
Maybe some spoiler markup would be cool.
To be fair, you find out about half way into the game.
Bro you are reading a post asking about what happens in the game. Of course it's a spoiler.
I thought it was some kind of game mechanic or something else that they didn't understand. I didn't think it would be this spoiled. 🤷♂️
Darth Vader is Luke’s father
oh and Snape kills Dumbledore
😐 What are we doing here right now, friend?
The game came out in 2018, I think a reasonable amount of time has passed to not have to worry about spoiling things. I guess I could’ve just said that rather than make a rude/sarcastic comment, sorry about that
No worries.
I kind of disagree though. There's always someone who isn't in the loop and being cautious shouldn't take much effort. Meh. Maybe I'm overly empathic.
I fully agree. Like I am currently watching one piece for the first time, and the amount of people that are like "bro it's been known for years you should have found out by now" is unreal. Like no shit its been out for years, that doesn't mean I watched it release day.
Spoiler
Not hard to do. Supported by most clients.
Goddamn it dude. Not everyone has played the thing. This is just bad form.
Lmfao it's been almost 7 years
Not only that, but to reach this point in the post, you would’ve read the meme that heavily implies something bad happens. If that didn’t deter you from continuing, you read the above comment that was asking for someone to further explain the meme.
If you still needed a spoiler tag after all that then what are we doing here people
Maybe old people were right about too many guard rails makes people dumber...
Spoiler rules remain valid for 1 generation
Bad form indeed. Ruined it for me.
It's funny all the comments say "spoilers (the spoiler)" but none just say what the game is so i can find out for myself
Red Dead Redemption 2. At least I'm assuming it's the second one. I've never played either.
It is.
Had it spoiled for me by reading the trivia section of a wiki page.
Spoiler Alert!
!This game sucks ass!!<
Elaborate
People who defend spoilers are garbage. The passage of time does not permit you to be a complete piece of shit.
No, but there does need to be a reasonable time limit on when it is reasonable to not have to worry about spoiling something...
Why? Do you think new people will never play this? They don't deserve to enjoy plot turns because they're younger than you?
So, no one is allowed to talk about any piece of media ever on the off chance you might eventually get around to watching/reading/listening to it?
Okay buddy.
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