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[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Jesus was for sure a foot guy.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

And a guy guy. Maybe a bi guy.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc there is a hypothesis in biblical interpretation that the Hebrew word for "feet" sometimes functions as a euphemism for dick. Though that wouldn't apply to the Greek scriptures.

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That doesn't stop theologians for claiming "aramaisms" as a convenient excuse for parts of the Bible that are theologically inconvenient. The classic example is the Catholic doctrine of the perpetual virginity of Mary, which is seemingly contradicted by the Gospels' many references to Jesus having brothers. Catholic theologians claim that the term brothers actually refers to cousins because in Aramaic the term for brothers can mean cousins in some contexts even though the Greek term is not ambiguous. This type of mix up doesn't seem to occur outside of the Gospels but that doesn't stop people from claiming it.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm disappointed there's nobody here so far proudly standing and saying, "ASS, YOU FOOLS!" So I'm stepping forward. Boobs are wonderful, but dat aaassss doe.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

guess asexuals aren't fully human

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean. The Lord said.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WrittenInRed@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

I mean based on Mary Magdalene, I'd assume feet.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

I would watch a Tarantino bible movie

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

There are no people who don't have sexual desires, obviously

[-] Konstant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Asexuals: am I a joke to you?

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Strong desires for garlic bread

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

So not vampires, but have we ruled out werewolves?

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Guess dragons can also be werewolves?

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Scary dragon turns into a wolf on the full moon, becoming significantly less of a threat.

[-] s@piefed.world 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

No, because all aces are born fully gods.

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

It is a very cishet perspective.

[-] IndolentRoshi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I happen to know by divine revelation: he was fully boobs man, fully ass man

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago

Or he could be just asexual, that's a thing too.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

boobs....or ass.....

just because you hate to eat pumpkin pie doesn't mean you don't understand what your preference is between with and without whipped cream.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't even try to eat pumpkin pie. I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.

Do you like whipped cream?

[-] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, but I wouldn't put it on my vegetables.
Can't say if I'd like it on pumpkin pie without trying pumpkin pie.

(I do actually want to try pumpkin pie, but I've never seen one before)

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?

Pumpkin Pie is one of those things that you just have to experience to know if you like it. If you do try it I highly recommend it with Whipped Cream. Chances are if you like whipped cream than you will like the combo.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think so? But I assume the same for the pie itself. And who knows how it would be together (most people, but not me) - some things are bad by themselves but good with certain things. And if the option is for a smaller piece with whipped cream, that might be less bad than a full sized piece without cream.

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don’t think so?

You've never tried it or you just aren't sure if you liked it?

But I assume the same for the pie itself.

You never know, some things don't sound like they would be good but then you try them anyway and it turns out to be fantastic. There are very few things I will not at least try once before deciding its not for me. Hell sometimes I'll try a food I've already tried once before and didn't like it, and occasionally I am pleasantly surprised

And if the option is for a smaller piece with whipped cream, that might be less bad than a full sized piece without cream.

I believe that is what GreenKnight23 was getting at. Most people know whether or not they like whipped cream. If you did like it and were 'forced' to try a slice of pumpkin pie- well at minimum you will get something you do like along with something you don't like. If you don't like whipped cream, then you wouldn't want it on your pumpkin pie slice because then you could possibly be eating two things you didn't like.

[-] mienshao@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not mutually exclusive, but okay.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

tfw you will never see the gay porno about Jesus

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hell yeah, new vegas mentioned

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is that the guy from Fallout New Vegas

[-] mrlemmyhimself@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Joshua Graham, the Burned Man

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

BTW the character under the comment is Joshua Graham aka the Burned Man, if you can't guess based off the name the character is Mormon or Mormon derived at least. But if my understanding of Mormon theology is correct he would be of the opinion that Jesus fucks.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking, when done righteously, is a chore like any other.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

We can't expect God to do all the cooming

[-] ArnaulttheGrim@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Someone hasnt read St Thomas Aquinas...

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ArnaulttheGrim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Joke regarding the nature of at least catholicism that is premised here in the meme. The concept that, St Thomas Aquinas, who is arguably one of the more acclaimed theologians in the catholic church post Council of Nicea.

He frequently establishes premises that sex in and of itself is not sinful, however any take on sex that is for the purposes of pleasure/gratification is sinful and should be shunned. Thereby one could state that being fully human and also divine, Christ was not immune to but would not have pursued the concepts of pleasure or deriving pleasure through sex.

So the posit Im making is a joke within the joke. Basically, the position is one wherein this guy didnt read that guy which refuted the point. Hardy-har-har.

It should be noted, more modern versions of catholicism dont really follow these principles any longer on the premise that sex between a man and wife is good because it can result in conception and they experience their love which gets them closer to god's love (not my personal view, more parroting some of the more modern beliefs). Additional note, StTA also kinda eludes to this but in a round about way.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, being a boob or ass man doesn't require sex acts, only the attraction.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago
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