Jesus was for sure a foot guy.
And a guy guy. Maybe a bi guy.
Iirc there is a hypothesis in biblical interpretation that the Hebrew word for "feet" sometimes functions as a euphemism for dick. Though that wouldn't apply to the Greek scriptures.
That doesn't stop theologians for claiming "aramaisms" as a convenient excuse for parts of the Bible that are theologically inconvenient. The classic example is the Catholic doctrine of the perpetual virginity of Mary, which is seemingly contradicted by the Gospels' many references to Jesus having brothers. Catholic theologians claim that the term brothers actually refers to cousins because in Aramaic the term for brothers can mean cousins in some contexts even though the Greek term is not ambiguous. This type of mix up doesn't seem to occur outside of the Gospels but that doesn't stop people from claiming it.
I'm disappointed there's nobody here so far proudly standing and saying, "ASS, YOU FOOLS!" So I'm stepping forward. Boobs are wonderful, but dat aaassss doe.
guess asexuals aren't fully human
I mean. The Lord said.
sry :/
I mean based on Mary Magdalene, I'd assume feet.
I would watch a Tarantino bible movie
There are no people who don't have sexual desires, obviously
Asexuals: am I a joke to you?
Strong desires for garlic bread
So not vampires, but have we ruled out werewolves?
Guess dragons can also be werewolves?
Scary dragon turns into a wolf on the full moon, becoming significantly less of a threat.
Isn’t this Ace erasure?
Eraceure
No, because all aces are born fully gods.
It is a very cishet perspective.
I happen to know by divine revelation: he was fully boobs man, fully ass man
Or he could be just asexual, that's a thing too.
boobs....or ass.....
just because you hate to eat pumpkin pie doesn't mean you don't understand what your preference is between with and without whipped cream.
I don't even try to eat pumpkin pie. I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.
I have no clue how to even compare whipped cream vs no whipped cream.
Do you like whipped cream?
Sure, but I wouldn't put it on my vegetables.
Can't say if I'd like it on pumpkin pie without trying pumpkin pie.
(I do actually want to try pumpkin pie, but I've never seen one before)
Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?
Pumpkin Pie is one of those things that you just have to experience to know if you like it. If you do try it I highly recommend it with Whipped Cream. Chances are if you like whipped cream than you will like the combo.
I don't think so? But I assume the same for the pie itself. And who knows how it would be together (most people, but not me) - some things are bad by themselves but good with certain things. And if the option is for a smaller piece with whipped cream, that might be less bad than a full sized piece without cream.
I don’t think so?
You've never tried it or you just aren't sure if you liked it?
But I assume the same for the pie itself.
You never know, some things don't sound like they would be good but then you try them anyway and it turns out to be fantastic. There are very few things I will not at least try once before deciding its not for me. Hell sometimes I'll try a food I've already tried once before and didn't like it, and occasionally I am pleasantly surprised
And if the option is for a smaller piece with whipped cream, that might be less bad than a full sized piece without cream.
I believe that is what GreenKnight23 was getting at. Most people know whether or not they like whipped cream. If you did like it and were 'forced' to try a slice of pumpkin pie- well at minimum you will get something you do like along with something you don't like. If you don't like whipped cream, then you wouldn't want it on your pumpkin pie slice because then you could possibly be eating two things you didn't like.
Neither. Cock.
Not mutually exclusive, but okay.
tfw you will never see the gay porno about Jesus
Hell yeah, new vegas mentioned
Is that the guy from Fallout New Vegas
Joshua Graham, the Burned Man
Cock
BTW the character under the comment is Joshua Graham aka the Burned Man, if you can't guess based off the name the character is Mormon or Mormon derived at least. But if my understanding of Mormon theology is correct he would be of the opinion that Jesus fucks.
Fucking, when done righteously, is a chore like any other.
We can't expect God to do all the cooming
Someone hasnt read St Thomas Aquinas...
please elaborate
Joke regarding the nature of at least catholicism that is premised here in the meme. The concept that, St Thomas Aquinas, who is arguably one of the more acclaimed theologians in the catholic church post Council of Nicea.
He frequently establishes premises that sex in and of itself is not sinful, however any take on sex that is for the purposes of pleasure/gratification is sinful and should be shunned. Thereby one could state that being fully human and also divine, Christ was not immune to but would not have pursued the concepts of pleasure or deriving pleasure through sex.
So the posit Im making is a joke within the joke. Basically, the position is one wherein this guy didnt read that guy which refuted the point. Hardy-har-har.
It should be noted, more modern versions of catholicism dont really follow these principles any longer on the premise that sex between a man and wife is good because it can result in conception and they experience their love which gets them closer to god's love (not my personal view, more parroting some of the more modern beliefs). Additional note, StTA also kinda eludes to this but in a round about way.
Actually, being a boob or ass man doesn't require sex acts, only the attraction.
Amen
god bless
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