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[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 65 points 4 weeks ago

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago

I'll try most things once.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 weeks ago

I would honestly try it. And regret it

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

Wait... Am I a dude bro now?

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the Billie Irish

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's if you float the green part on top.

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[-] wiccan2@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 weeks ago

Fucking hell, this one took me a while

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can you give us idiots a clue?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago

Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 23 points 4 weeks ago

When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...

[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Everything sounds like AI to me now.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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[-] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago
[-] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Just more drinking?

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, yes, the Irish American...

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[-] IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Guinster or nothing.

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I've usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago

It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)

Source: former process engineer in a brewery

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and "dry" texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.

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[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My heart hurts just looking at that.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Cursed stout snakebite

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.

I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol

[-] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Death to yea and pox on your family.

[-] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Is monster actually that green colour? I've never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What's "normal" for energy drinks? It's all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

Edit: but, yes. It's that color

Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

You'd think Monsters would be green, but they're not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago

ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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[-] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 7 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks! I hate it.

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can you don’t?

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd call that a yellow velvet.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago

Frankensteins monster.

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