Incredible things are happening in China : chapotraphouse

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Jesus was black.

God is a woman.

Karl Marx was Chinese.

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[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

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[-] Sinister@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I as a Person of Discoloration, support this.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

How can it be white face when Marx is already Chinese?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

As a cum goblin cave beast I give them a cracker pass

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

You should check out some of the old Korean War movies China made. Chinese actors in full white face depicting moustache twirlingly evil American generals.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

Noo how dare a communist country look up to Carl Mark wojak-nooo

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay, I am disabled, I am a woman seeking to control her body

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

Chinese Karl Marx is my favorite cumtown bit

[-] axont@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

what's next, gay Engels?

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

animengels

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

China always being several steps ahead lol

some-controversy

[-] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Yes please.

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[+] Sprite@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Unironically great, I've been trying to integrate traditional Chinese philosophy and religion with my communist views for a long time now actually.

I've talked about this a bit on here but I think the metaphor of Taoism is correct even if the underlying explanation isn't. You can explain to children how gravity and shit works and how that causes the seasons but it's just fucking numbers. You tell them that Persephone is in Hades and Demeter is mourning her absence and they understand it perfectly. Now obviously the gods aren't literally real but meaning is often better explained by metaphor than science.

It's my sincere belief that there is lots of meaning in religion and philosophy that has yet to be discovered by science. Scientists discover universal principles, poets explain them.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

You can explain to children how gravity and shit works and how that causes the seasons but it's just fucking numbers. You tell them that Persephone is in Hades and Demeter is mourning her absence and they understand it perfectly.

on the contrary, bill nye perfectly explained axial tilt causing seasons to millions of children, and that greek myth shit is needlessly complicated and stupid as hell compared to "look at ball tilt"

a garden is perfectly beautiful on its own without talking about faeries instead of the nitrogen cycle

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[-] impiri@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

A spectre is haunting China and it’s me, I’m back babyyyy

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Libs: "China is a Han supremacist ethnostate that seeks to destroy all people of different ethnicities."

China: "Karl Marx is Chinese."

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Alright, now if they could just stop expanding the private sector . . .

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

and kill some more billionaires

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Internally inconsistent ideology. You must keep creating billionaires so that you have a sustainable supply of billionaires to execute.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Communism doesn't work because it requires infinite executions in a finite-billionaire world.

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of billionaires’ neck-attached heads” —piss lady

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I have good news on that front comrade.

Source

Only time will tell if the trend continues though.

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

So many smug fascists in that thread, not surprising though

[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Marx already wrote the most confusionist text, capital volume 1!

Stop talking about coats, motherfucker!

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[-] neo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This looks like it's supposed to be a comedy sketch show. I'd watch if it were.

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[-] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think I found episode 1. The show name is called "当马克思遇见孔夫子"

https://w.mgtv.com/b/592591/19875185.html

e/ someone uploaded it on youtube as well. this channel appears to have 4 episodes. no english subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcO7HSCXR9M

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

They digitally animated his mouth and beard. sadness

Mr. Xi, please hear me out. If the downtrodden people of the west saw practical effects and squibs reemerge in Chinese film and television, global capitalism would crumble in an instant.