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[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago

The real crime is not posting the recipe!

For real though it looks awful and I kind of want to try it.

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like it would go great with a vodka martini

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's over halfway to a jellied bloody mary

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

First ingredient on the list: gelatin. Of course.

And this ingredient list is also suspiciously close to a bloody Mary's.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I thought jellied tomato might not be too bad, like a chilled tomato gazpacho, even some of the other stuff might make it like a virgin bloody mary…but the beef flavoring? Nope, that killed it for me.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tomato naturally is high in MSG. It naturally has a meaty/umami flavor. Don't judge before you try it. It should work I think, as a flavor profile.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’m thinking cold roast beef and tomato slice. Not necessarily a bad combo, like a sandwich, but the gel prospect is what’s off putting. Be the texture of cold beef fat. It’s not for me.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that's fair. I'm someone who will try anything once. The texture of this seems bad, but I can't write it off. The flavors sound pretty good together, so I think it could work. I'd guess it's better without the gelatin though. It seems to just be there to be filling so you can lose weight.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think if you left that out it could be pretty good! Call it a Jiggly Mary. In fact, let's pour a shot of vodka over each serving, unless the person requested Virgin or is a child.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. That could be done.

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wait until you find out about clamato juice. That stuff makes a great bloody Mary, and honestly I think this recipe could be a good play on that.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is on the midwest.social instance. I'm just in Rome, trying to do as the Romans!

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can easily substitute that with a veggie broth cube. But that does not change the fact that this is a food crime from the start.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

It looks awful, but I'm willing to bet if you like tomato (which who doesn't?) it's actually pretty good. It sounds like a pretty good flavor profile from the ingredients. If it were a cocktail people would be fine with it, but since there's no alcohol they think it's weird.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Huh I might actually like this one x.x

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah let us know how that goes

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't look that bad. But that's coming from someone who loves head cheese (I picture this tomato refresher has a similar texture).

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, the 1970s.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

The pepper rings really are the pepper on the top

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

back from the days that tomatoes were fruit

70s """cuisine"""": lets gelatinize everything and have you tried this cool new exotic thing called "putting the food equivalent of 6 warcrimes, in a cocktail glass??"

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mid-20th-century food was colorful, and horrible.

[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Did this come from recipes for 1950s housewives on amphetamines cookbook?

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have a lot of weird old cookbooks but this recipe us next level filth.

So many questions. Why? Who wanted this? Did anyone ever make and serve this? Refresher? Does it refresh your memory that some food should not ever be made?

I'm so in the weeds on the tomato refresher!

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m probably going to need a spoon or something. As soon as I try to drink that it will spill out and ruin my new white leisure suit.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s the 70s. You snort that shit.

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s what the spoon is for!

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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