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Graboids
Sewerage explosion imminent.
Or tree root growing into your kitchen
Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You'd have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a "kitchen is almost unusable" level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn't look like it was ignored for 10 years.....
Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.
I just step over it. I don't see the problem.
I'm pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that's why there's the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don't know
If it's in the US ... it's probably Tylenol
Daddy where do sheds come from?
Well, son.......
Telltale ❤️
The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.
Dead guy? What dead guy?
Someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
♥️
Spiciest pillow
Did anyone survive after this entire building failed catastrophically?
I'm still alive and I can see some people going about their day out my window, so yes, there were survivors.
"There were no survivors."
"Then how am I reading this and how are you reporting it? Huh? HUH??"
Mole people
Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.
The wooden door on the dish washer? There can be no explanation.
Men will literally fuck anything
I wish women would 🙁
That's a water leak.
This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.
Poke it.
Bop it.
Whale
War of the Worlds.
Is that your mom's kitchen.
I think my house is pregernet??
It's water is going to break any day now.
Have you checked if your home was built on an ancient burial ground?
Clearly a sandstorm in search of spice
Obese relative locked up in the cellar?
I'm legit baffled.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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