In Japan, they just give up and throw everything at the wall.
Where we are, these things are stupidly expensive. Almost twice the cost of normal oreos. Is there something there you see something no there's nothing
Is this a good place to dump some Selena Gomez shit talk?
Regarding Oreos, yes they're insane constantly coming out with new flavors & sponsorships & brand deals even though it's all just fucking oreos, minus some noticable ounces & grams because of shrinkflation.
Regarding Selena & Oreos, Oreos are not healthy, and they're fattening though understandably delicious & addictive for those who are prone to such victual indulgences. And Selena has unapologetically mentioned that she does enjoy such foods. So let's take note of her weight fluctuation after her music career was interrupted by lupus and surgery etc. no shade, it's just part of being human. Oreos delicious. Selena Gomez approved her name & likeness plastered onto every Oreo package 🙄
But I suspect she has recently discovered Ozempic because...
She has thinned-up quite beautifully again after chubbing up a bit the last few years.
And falling in love with that blobby greasy slimy oily hairy monkey (who feeds her Taco Bell romantic picnics 🤢) who she apparently married just two days ago weekend of September 27th.
I am so nauseated by who she chose to marry.
But millionaires are free to do whatever they want so who am I to judge when I'm working me arse off and living paycheck-to-paycheck.
Her personality & public relations skills are top notch & she's so pleasant to look at & listen to except
recently the past few months or year her speech has become slow & slurred which is strange.
Slow slurred speech seems like medication side effects. But she's made no public acknowledgment about that because it's none of our business, she doesn't owe us in-depth details of every little thing but celebrities with excellent PR skills are such mysteries to us. She told us about her lupus and she told us about her kidney transplant but other obvious things she says nothing about and is so mysterious.
I've never seen her TV show /Steve Martin / Martin Short /something something Murder Building, so I wonder if her speech is slow & slurred when she's acting in that role too? I'm guessing probably not because that would not be a good look. So whatever medication she's on that's causing her red carpet interviews & her talk show interviews to give her such a slurred speech is a bit strange.
Perhaps she's slowing down especially now that she married a big fat greasy slimy man, let's hope his mindset & lifestyle & phenotype aren't contagious.
So her life goes on and I should focus on my own life. I'm doing fine I just wish I earned more money but if I did I would probably do crazy things like buy a huge mansion then complain that I'm lonely because money can't fix my personality or bipolar disorder or buy friends.
/ManicStreamOfConsciousness
“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
Oh Brennan....sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
I didn't know which ones were real, so here's the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren't mentioned and I'm pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1847560/best-discontinued-oreo-flavors/
I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
I’m thinking you probably don’t
It sounds way too goopy tbh
You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D
I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.
Oh, they almost never taste as good as they look on the packaging, haha. Nothing wrong with simple comforts once in a while. Sometimes I use those odd flavors as inspiration in my own cooking and baking or try to recreate the recipe.
They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They've been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn't just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."
Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?
At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.
They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.
More for you. And me. They're awesome.
Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.
Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.
I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.
They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.
The peanut butter ones are fantastic.
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