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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

[-] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

That's why he pulls out this stunt.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He'd probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I love both of these comments so much!

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

[-] Kben@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?

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[-] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.

Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".

[-] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

It doesn't look half bad on him, the idiot.

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

'It had a wild effect on women'

I suppose "revulsion" counts as a wild effect.

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Jones has been shuffling the ownership of his company behind shells and leading the collections agencies on a merry chase.

It's Texas, so a big chunk of the legal system is politically inclined to drag its heels or implicitly support him. Not surprised to see the case dragging on got years under these terms.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Who wore it better?

Michael Jordan's Little Mustache

[-] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I've had enough dumb for the week.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm just hoping for a mega-volcano. I guess id take a big ass asteroid too, but I'd prefer the volcano.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.

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