Hey, it's 80% of reported violent crime. We're just better at it and don't get caught, obvs.
The real reason women love true crime podcasts: learning from the mistakes of others
And watching all the men fail
Hey, it’s 80% of reported violent crime
Police are already abysmal at actually documenting reported crimes. That's double so when it runs against the toxic reactionary attitudes common to these departments.
That's because you're measuring physical violence, not psychological. We skate under the radar once again.
But but but if they did 80% then MEN wouldn't be taken seriously!!!!!
How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.
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So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?
80% (women) + 80% (men) + 80% (non binary) + 80% (pets) = 160% (total)
80% of violent crime? Cute. Lesbians are busy cornering the space crime market (allegedly).
That was a fake, just so you're aware. Still hilarious as a meme.
oh.... I guess it's true what they say... never meet your heroes...
Be the lesbian space crime you want to see I guess?
Be gay. Do space crime
Checkmate feminists.
Pathetic. Get in the game, women.
More like, want to have the same outcome as men at 80% of the effort.
Or am I making a shitty effort meme that mimics OP? If you're offended by this joke and not by OP, think of your own bias.
OP is a lighthearted joke that punches up, whereas yours was the opposite. Maybe think about your own biases, jackass.
how the fuck is attacking men punching "up"? Are men a monolith in your world?
We’re not a monolith but I am aware of some facts about us, like we’re statistically more likely to have shorter hair and take more dangerous jobs and commit violence—none of which offend me although the third one is incredibly disappointing.
I believe I can see where you’re coming from. That said I would be interested in reading a bit more about your perspective on why this meme attacks men. Thank ya
Replace "men" with just about any protected class, and this statistic with another one that reflezcts comparably on that group.
Fair, thank you
Studies have shown that males are jailed with 8:2 ratio compared to their female counterparts!
We demand equal prison female population for equal criminal efforts! Just because I'm a woman, does not make me an inferior criminal! lmao..!
Man you need to be more concerned with your jokes being funny than being offensive
Imagine running an excavator with a hard hat on like you don't have ROPS/FOPS.
"ROPS (Roll-Over Protective Structure) and FOPS (Falling Object Protective Structure) are safety features integrated into heavy machinery to protect operators."
For everyone else unfamiliar with those acronyms!
Could be in and out of the machine often at a site/plant that requires it outside and doesn't bother to take it off?
The reality is that it's probably a photoshoot
You do realize everyone has to wear a hard hat on a construction site by osha safety standards right?
That's what the FOPS is for.
Sure it is a redundant protection but as a longtime journey level construction worker I can tell you you still have to wear a hard hat on construction sites anywhere on site
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