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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 87 points 3 days ago
[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

The fact that it's a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Nipples are the chicken of the breast

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 96 points 3 days ago

Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.

[-] funnyBunny@ani.social 38 points 3 days ago

The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 22 points 3 days ago
[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

Age a few years before you try the internet again.

And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Username checks out.

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago

Jane Cobb needs mudders milk

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero? -Wash

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 3 days ago

Epic choice of stock photo here CNN people. The tiniest suggestion of visible nips.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So it wasn't just me or my eyes.

edit: zoom in, it's more than a tiny suggestion

[-] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Movie is Private Valentine, Actress is Jessica Simpson. There's more gratifying media of her online if that's what you're looking for

Edit: Oh, and it seems those nipple bumps are not in the original screenshots.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago

The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

While I'm aware that she doesn't do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.

She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Media of her in a uniform like that though??

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Not an actual CNN article, and the image is from a Jessica Simpson movie.

[-] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Movie is Private Valentine, actress Jessica Simpson. There's more gratifying media of her online if that's what you're looking for

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 days ago

Rimworld has taught me children are useful for loading artillery.

it just taught me the value of hostages (as organ doners)

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I love that using prisoners as a blood farm is a vanilla option in Rimworld lol

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Found the Canadian

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 3 days ago

Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Knowing dwarf fortress the baby is going to.some how manage to survive a forgotten beast with webs AND manage to kill it.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 days ago
[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Jim Carrey in that scene of “Me, Myself and Irene” NSFW

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

twice the watermark to indicate his double personality

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago
[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

Oi! Omlandah! You cunt!

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

I'd assume it would improve morale.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 3 days ago

Not for the women who get raped by other soldiers because of it.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

They're getting raped now anyway.

So this particular issue is not relevant to the military's rape problems.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it's basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Well it would be rather irresponsible to leave the kids at home alone.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Are we sure she wasn't working with ICE before this photo was taken?

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No one is talking about immigration and customs enforcement here.

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