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submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Bullshit. The only thing that can stop bad five-year-olds with guns is good five-year-olds with guns.

[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago

Nearly ate the onion on this one

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Not yet, don't worry, I can fix that.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025

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