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[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago

It's probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 13 points 2 days ago

I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

2.4Ghz wireless.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And once it's sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

Maybe just let it REST?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Must have left some ports open

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, I'll make sure to get rid of that python!

import shutil
import win32api
shutil.rmtree('C:', ignore_errors=True)
win32api.InitiateSystemShutdown()

notecode is human generated, cage free, "humanely" produced

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I only use pasture raised software, cage free just doesn't satisfy my itch for moral superiority.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 3 days ago

I have a ton of python experience.

Uhm...

Lemon curry?

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 3 days ago

You need a python expert with experience in not-breaking-stuff.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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