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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Why yes, little Gregory, capitalism IS the best!

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[-] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 months ago

I don't know what I'm gonna do with them yet but I feel like these have potential

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

A+ Capitalism when a factory explodes or something

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

Bonus points for when you save money by not doing the things that would have prevented the explosion and blame it on those pointing out how doing that would cause said explosion.

Tripple points if also causes location to be uninhabitable

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

The capitalism stamp of approval

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

Another great thing about capitalism is it never has to produce propaganda to justify its own existence. That's only something communism and socialism under constant assault from capitalist regimes need to do

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I wish us commies made as much propaganda as capitalists do. The far right rant about communist propaganda, but I can't ever find any!

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, haven't you watched any movie or TV show or read a book or been on the internet recently? It's communist propaganda, all of it

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I suppose, to conservatives, reading probably is a "commie thing" to do...

"You just call everything communism, and hate communism without knowing what it is, because the Red Scare never ended." "Those kids would be very upset if they could read." "Readin's for commies!"

[-] restless@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

To fascists, liberalism is communism

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[-] restless@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It's so emblematic, the idea that the chivalrous titans of industry would tend to the country as shepherds

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

i think the fact that you can say this without irony is a testament to the abject power of the pro-capitalist propaganda that permeates all "western" media

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure this is dripping with irony

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

poor phrasing on my part, more like the fact that it could be said unironically by people...

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

Quietly notice that A+ Capitalism doesn't actually state that people have rights.

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Who needs rights when you have personal freedoms?? That way you can impose your rights on other, equally free but less right people!

[-] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

rights are the same as freedoms duh

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

Every single consideration in each column is about the effect on business owners, not about the effect on the average person.

Capitalism:

Free market for business owners

Rewards business owner success

Private property for business owners

Individual freedom for business owners

Socialism:

Controlled market for business owners

Punishes successful business owners(bullshit tbh)

Rewards laziness(this is just the standard claim that anyone on benefits is lazy and doesn't need them)

Government controls businesses

High taxes on business owners

Communism:

No private property for business owners

Business owners have no rights

Promotes corruption when the business owners try to find another way to get rich through abusing their positions

Business owners can not be successful


It's not exactly lying all that much. But it's doing a quite typical thing that supporters of capitalism do where the "freedom" they talk about isn't about the average person, but about the freedom of their class. They do not consider anyone outside their class to be "people", they are units of labour to be exploited.

If you added onto this chart all the things that each system does for the average person? Things would look very different.

More or less all pro-capitalist propaganda only speaks about the effects on the bourgeoisie, and when they speak of "people" they are always leaving out the average person from their definition of people.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Fidel stole my grandmothers slaves! Communism is so oppressive!

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

It's not lying that much, but it sure as hell relies on a lot of preconceived biases for and against each point that insinuates benefits without expressly backing any of them up with facts.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Is this one of those Prager U rags?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Honestly it seems worse than that (saw it on left book, no idea the source)

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 36 points 2 months ago

I see you got your hands on my childhood Government class textbook. Wait, no, mine had more Jesus

[-] anoriginalthought@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

That does sum up a child's view of economics quite perfectly

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Dear Gregory, if capitalism promotes individual freedom, why can't white South Africans benefit from this freedom instead of being genocided in real time?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

We're just accepting free markets as objectively good then

[-] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

everybody likes free stuff!

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Someday I might be rich, and people like me better watch their step!

I want the freedom to dump my garbage in rivers, but fuck you if you poison my water!

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

im so glad to have the exact same opportunities as the child of a billionaire.

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

cries in Stakhanov

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