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[-] gray@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I made a women and added some cats. The cats broke all the furniture and were so costly that the woman had a mental break down.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I am currently at war with my cat Barca cause he keeps knocking shit over while I'm asleep immediately waking me up. So accurate.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Back in The Sims 2, I found out if a community/public lot had at least 1 coffee machine, you could keep your sim there forever to grind for stats and relationships without getting older. Hygiene too low? Just wash hands.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My favorite thing to do in the Sims is to use a bomb mod to bomb pre made neighborhoods, and institute a post apocalyptic “Handmaid’s Tale” setting where most of the women are put into re-education camps.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Even Rimworld players are side eyeing this person....

[-] Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As a rimworld player I fear sims players. Rimworld has a certain degree of violence inherent to it, it's part of the game. The Sims though? Particularly unmodified Sims? It inspires creativity. Horrifying, horrifing, creativity.

[-] arudesalad@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Part of rimworld is about the horrible shit you are forced to do. The sims players do all of this BY CHOICE

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. I play Rimworld. (Though, tbh, my worst habit is accumulating way too many animals. Like, pages worth of named or trained dogs and wolves, plus quail.)

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

There's parents who don't care about which games their kids play.
There's parents who only allow games appropriate for children, perhaps like Sims.

Then there's kids who play GTA like driving simulator.
And then there's this one kid.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

You ok, fam?

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Take about 10% off the top there, Trump

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I actually giggled out loud reading this one.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I’m so far removed from the sims, I only have the first one. So if you bomb everything does it get rebuilt over time? Is the game worth getting into a recent version? I’ve stayed away because it sounded like they started charging for a bunch of crap after buying the game but I could also use a time sink kind of game.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So if you bomb everything does it get rebuilt over time?

No. The closest any of the games have to buildings evolving/changing on their own is Sims 4's Eco Lifestyle world where the neighbourhoods change depending on the neighbourhood's eco footprint.

Is the game worth getting into a recent version?

💰 No
🏴‍☠️ Absolutely

I’ve stayed away because it sounded like they started charging for a bunch of crap after buying the game

That's always been the model, though. The Sims 1 had several expansions. The Sims 2 added stuff packs. The Sims 3 had the store with digital currency. The Sims 4 removed the store and added kits.

When Sims 4 launched it was very meagre in terms of content, they'd started development in the middle of the "social networks are cool" era and pivoted when SimCity 5 failed. They tossed together an underwhelming mess, but over the years they've fleshed out the base game. There's a lot of expansions now, to the point that they're starting to cover similar themes they've already covered.

Given EA's proclivities I wouldn't recommend buying the game. In light of their recent acquisition by Trump and the Saudi Arabian government, I would urge against buying the game. But it can be an enjoyable experience.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The sims don’t really build anything on their own. I play the Sims 2, because it’s got decades of mods available at this point. The newer games don’t really seem worth it - the Sims 4 is very much focused on parcelling our everything as DLC.

Basically, I have a bunch of STALKER and Fallout 3 assets ported into the game and use them to decorate my little post apocalyptic setting. I try to destroy/rebuild in a way that looks sorta organic - having them squat in abandoned bowling alleys and the like.

Imho the Sims 2 is worth getting into. We’ve reached the point in the nostalgia cycle where the ridiculous early 00’s clothing is endearing. It’s a really open ended story telling tool, and with modding you can do things like historical simulations or weird sim cults or prisons… but even just playing the vanilla game has a lot of charm of its own.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I want a whole green text screenshot series about bingo the murder clown

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the ending of Parasite lol

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I do not play the Sims, and am vaguely familiar with the concept of the game being controlling a families day to day life. What does the "extreme violence mod" do (that you can turn it off and somehow lose track of a character capable of it)

[-] vodka@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

The mod adds well, extreme violence. It lets sims murder other sims in various ways (also adds non-deadly violence)

You can make it so only specific sims you've enabled it for can do it, and you can make said sims do the violence out of free will.

The clown was probably placed in the neighbourhood in its own house, set to high free will, and high violence. Then the player went and played with their own family of sims.

Then if the clown ever came to visit (other sims in the neighbourhood will sometimes just show up to visit you) it'd start murdering. Events like a wedding usually invites everyone in the neighbourhood, so the clown showed up and started doing violence.

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

and you can make said sims do the violence out of free will.

I think I just had a brain aneurism reading that :p

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