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Why did the mathematician get thrown out of church?
(sh.itjust.works)
He said, “this just doesn’t add up”
He kept talking about sin
*Cos he kept talking about sin
*Cos he kept going off on a tangent talking about sin
He was reading aloud from the Book of Numbers
That's a woosh from me dog
Squaring = swearing
You'd think that would be encouraged, since squaring imaginary things makes them real, though that can be a negative.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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