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[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.

This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I'm going to nut every day so you don't have to.

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don't hear from me on December 1st, I'm probably still Nuttin'

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”

This guy: “Nuttin’”

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Later, "Honey, why is the drain clogged?"

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I practice Ninety Nuts November.

Haven't had a year where I missed my quota yet!

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy....

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm on estrogen so I am medically required to 'use' it like 2x a week lol

tbh i probs should use it every day but without your body giving pleasure chemicals it fucking suuuuckkkks

[-] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem

[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Imagine telling your partner you can't have sex for an entire month because you're doing an internet trend LOL

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago
[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

What?

Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this

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