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Milk is for babies. Cows' milk is even weirder because it's for baby cows.

For some reason back during the mid to late 2010s Peterson types tried to make milk manly and cool again. I guess it was to make fun of soy, the misconception being that soy is 'feminizing' or some other superstition that's long been disproven (also, bro, cows milk comes from cow boob and is full of actual mammal estrogen so it's probably more feminizing than soy anyway.)

But old-timey people knew what was up with milk. Milk is lame. Milk is for babies.

Go shit your pants, milk drinker lmao.

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[-] gon@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Woul you shit your pants if you drank milk?

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

The reason schoolkids get milk cartons for every lunch is literally dairy industry lobbying

[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

It's a title I'd wear proudly personally, love me some milk n cheese. Alcohol is lame.

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

What's a milk drinker like you doing out here. Grow up and drink some mead

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[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not drinking the tit cum, simple as.

Waterchads rise up.

[-] kot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

For some reason back during the mid to late 2010s Peterson types tried to make milk manly and cool again. I guess it was to make fun of soy, the misconception being that soy is 'feminizing' or some other superstition that's long been disproven

It wasn't the only reason, fascists think that only cracker can drink milk because haplogroups or something. Drinking milk is like a racial purity test thing for these people.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Racial purity lmao. The Maasai drink milk mixed with cow blood.

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[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I use Stinking of milk as an insult

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[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, that's my fetish peppino-groovin

[-] worker_bear@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes.

^do... do I count if I only have milk in coffee and cereal?^

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[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

At least when I shit my pants after drinking milk, it’s because I’m a baby, not lack toes in toll Iran.

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