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damn u guys are so fucking weird

yea i'm talking about you specifically. <3 u.

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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

being "normal" in a country like the US is truly the freakiest type of person to be

[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Being normal there is a conscious practice you have to remember everyday and it actively destroys your soul

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

The last time I touched grass I got bit by a turtle. Never again.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Hopefully not an alligator snapping turtle.Those are some mean beasts I tell ya. Never have meet them in real life. They got a reputation though.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Your moms box turtle

[-] Guillotine_Erotica@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

The hitting kind

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

Silly hexbears, I'm not weird, I'm just your average Hollywood celebrity who was here to promote my latest movie but then started to post here for whatever reason.

[-] Koa_lala@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Please ask me about rampart

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Since Harley voted for Bernie in 2016, do you think she would have gone on Chapo?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Oi Margot, ya owe me a bag of goon and half a deck of Winnie blues from state of origin at Damo's house last year ya gronk. Stop posting and pay me back some durries, I'm fangin'.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Stop posting

No.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Hey it's Marbun Rowboy!

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

i hate the average person i see where i live. lumpy suburban kulaks who only notice you if they need to call the cops or complain to your manager, and ignorant bigot trailer park dwelling workers with no personal hygiene. someone i know works at a gas station and the mens room frequently lacks soap because no one orders it, and no man that uses the bathroom ever tells anyone it's out, they just go about their day with shit covered hands. every man entering that bathroom on one of those days has shit or piss covered hands. my mechanic acquaintance is a misogynist predator of high school girls and refuses to wear gloves at work (his coworkers call them "b***h mittens") or to wash his hands, he like 1/3rd of all the people here have permanently black hands from the car oil/grease. not because they can't afford gloves or water or soap, but because it's "unmanly" or something to practice basic hygiene. almost every house here has an anti-abortion election sign up, there is a major catholic church downtown putting the signs up everywhere. i have seen homophobes protesting against trans rights at random gas stations, not even in a public foot traffic zone.

anyone that can be normal here is a soul-less ghoul person or a philosophical zombie with no internal beliefs, opinions, or passions. if you did have a soul once the suburbs have taken it, the very architecture is hostile to the human spirit.

permanently black hands from the car oil/grease

Get these morons some orange soap

But seriously they're trading off years of their lives for machismo. Used engine oil is carcinogenic, it won't kill you from once or twice but if it's an occupational hazard for you and you don't wear gloves you will probably get cancer. I wear fabric gloves for normal mechanic stuff and latex ones for oil changes / brakes / similarly messy jobs.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

i have had that exact conversation with this guy, but since then i found out the whole 'goes after significantly younger girls' thing and care significantly less about his health lol. i thought they were just a mis-educated edgy idiot but i should have known from the constant 'just joking' nazi and hitler references.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

based and anti-suburb pilled

Death to America

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

"Piss covered hands" - okay i understand wiping to poop, but if you're getting piss on your hands while peeing I think you're doing it wrong.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

The opposite of weird is boring so I will continue posting bugs and making completely fucking unhinged jokes

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Imagine not being weird

Couldnt be me

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

i spend enough energy suppressing the weirdness in real life
i'm not doing it for you scallywags

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Have you ever talked to a "normal" person? Everyone's a complete fucking weirdo that gets up to the daftest shit, most people just present as what they think is normal in public.

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[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I'm not weird, I'm not weird! I scream as I slowly shrink into a weird cob.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Infinite Weirdness in Infinite Combinations galaxy-brain

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

The true path to enlightenment

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Proud to be here with my weird comrades and our fifty thousand emojis. Eventually we'll just communicate through emojis. Like some kind of triumph of hieroglyphics.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

We're not weird, we're eccentric

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Listen, I appear normal from a middle distance, if you squint a little bit

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[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I think you have to be at least a little bit weird/crazy to be a communist these days, which predicates on one being able to question reality in the first place.

If you had been normal and well adjusted, you’d just consume and buy into all the mainstream propaganda being thrown at you without questioning them at all.

[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Being well adjusted by normie terms. Like doing road rage because you’re miserable all the time but unwilling to do any critical analysis about why so you’re a live wire. Then you get drunk with your buds and say a bunch of degrading things to eachother and claim it’s just proof you’re real friends to the end. All while complaining about your annoying wife who you’ve been emotionally unavailable to for a decade but it’s her fault not yours. And don’t get you started about your weird Bernie bro cousin who doesn’t understand how the world works! Then you get in bed with a tear in your eye because America is the greatest country on earth and have a fitful night of undiagnosed sleep apnea.

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[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

This tracks. I’ve been called weird my entire life and only this past year have I learned thanks to the neurodiverse comm that I’m probs autistic

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[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah but ever since I became a communist everything fucking sucks when you actually look deeper into it from a Marxist lens and I don't know how to be happy lmao

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

You're welcome

I will continue the good work

[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Same. Thanks for posting.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The wonders of online anonymity

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Wtf is "normal" anyway? Who gets to decide what normal means? What counts as abnormal? I have no clue, but I sure as hell hope I'm not a normal dude

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Socially enforced baseline acceptable public behavior

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[-] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I <3 you too 😘

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