You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
wtf
What? If you're not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It's the beach.
Okay I'm here. What now?
Sunscreen, maybe?
don't need sunscreen if you go at night
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
Well at least that's a flared base.
But, uhm... context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct
Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.
Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
It's impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
Where's fisting enthusiast when you need him?
Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen
Been saying it for a while, we need to universally un-stigmatize putting things up your butt. The world would be a better place.
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that's inclusive to our amputatee homies!
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
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