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[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 150 points 1 month ago

I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago

I think that's the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

Oh, no, that's the dirtiest place of all.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Interesting, it's immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago

Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Why is the semen loose in the fridge

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Free range.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 32 points 1 month ago

That's where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Was the fridge bought last week? It's looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.

[-] plateee@piefed.social 35 points 1 month ago

My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.

[-] Mellow12@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

[-] cm0002@europe.pub 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago

I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 15 points 1 month ago
[-] Mellow12@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

[-] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago

We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago

I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Speak for yourself

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?

[-] sniggleboots@europe.pub 17 points 1 month ago

Not until they buy me dinner first

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago

Take your meds.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

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