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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 3 weeks ago

A development this groundbreaking is definitely worth another 12-figure investment.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm just mad I can't use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I'm using chatgpt

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Now you can't write without using em-dashes or you'll be called a bot.

[-] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looking pretty sus there using a dash in emdash

[-] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same. Same.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

So is there a sea horse emoji or not?

[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 10 points 3 weeks ago

wait, why isn't this a thing tho?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 3 weeks ago

Because then we would need a pregnant male seahorse emoji and the world isn't ready for that.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

That makes me want it more.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

OpenAI in 2020: Proves its own models will never, ever, reach 95% human accuracy.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2001.08361

DeepMind: Corrects their math, limit is still <95% with Infinite power and training.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2102.06701

Investors: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

[-] jali67@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Totally not a bubble! Just a few thousand more data centers!

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, what the heck is an em-dash?

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

There are two types of dashes. One is the "n-dash" (or "en-dash"), which takes up one space, and is most often used to hyphenate words; and the other is the "m-dash" (or "em-dash) which takes up two spaces, and is most often used to bracket off parenthetical information within a sentence, like kind of a lighter weight parentheses. Em-dashes get used a lot in novels and other published writing that is subject to correction from a professional copy editor, but very rarely in the daily typing of regular people. So now when people see it getting used they just assume it must be a clanker.

[-] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago

A slight correction, en-dashes are used mostly to indicate ranges like Mon–Fri. Hyphens are a separate third thing, smaller than an en-dash.

- hyphen
– en-dash
— em-dash

They get their names originally from having the same width as the letter n or m respectively in typesetting (though not all fonts follow that necessarily).

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for this!!!!

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for the synopsis. However;

This is a clanker:

and this is software:

[-] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

M-dashes are super useful for setting off parentheticals nicely.

[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You should be able to figure it out—even if you don't know what you're looking for—if you're sent the proper response ;)

[-] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Didn’t even use em dashes lol

[-] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lmao fat-fingered my keeb when typing. Edited my original comment. I should have coffee before posting first thing in the morning :)

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One of my colleagues submitted a PR with a bunch of emojis in the readmes and log statements and I'm just so infuriated with it.

[-] wilfim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I literally see it everywhere in my companies' documentation

[-] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I just made a CI pass to forbid non ASCII characters in the code. Found a lot of em dashes :(

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

There are plenty of non ASCII characters that are okay in code. ñ comes to mind. There are also box drawing characters.

[-] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

We don't use them in my project, I only added an exception for ©®™ and such. You can easily whitelist any character range you need. My command looks like this:

- (! grep -r -I -P '[^\x{00}-\x{7f}©®™°]' src)
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is goofy, I'm not gonna fail a build because somebody used some random Unicode character. That's draconian.

[-] sfgifz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Our leadership made using and excelling at Copilot as one of our Key Results for upskilling, I make it point to make my code look as botty as possible to show how serious I'm about achieving the target 🎯

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, they used ⚠️ in a warning.

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[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Just a few billion more..? 🤲

[-] jali67@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I heard Altman wants a trillion $ bailout

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wonder if you specify to use en dashes instead if it just collapses and the simulation resets

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

AGI is science fiction and never happening

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wouldn't say never, but certainly not this century. Probably not the next one, either.

And at this point we might as well refer to it as something like "Machine Consciousness", because "AI" an any derivatives of it have been rendered garbage for actually talking about the sci-fi concept.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

AI was never used to refer to human like intelligence anyway in the AI field. Like any form of computer “intelligence” was called AI. Like chess machines or NPC logic in a game were called AI. It just needs to seem intelligent like the word artificial implies. It’s only now with these LLM peddling companies that suddenly the general public thinks AI refers to reaching human intelligence.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

AI has been used to refer to human like intelligence in fiction for at least half a century.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fuck that stupid AI/AGI narrative, even if this is meant as a joke. They're LLMs. Some of them not even so large. A bunch of if statements with access to all the data that advertising companies like Google have harvested for decades.

[-] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're thinking of expert systems, an old form of AI from the 70s

[-] Enzy@feddit.nu 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna use it manually but in the wrong — places.

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

By now, I feel they are just straight trying to appeal to scammers.

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bad news, everyone: your AI detection skills are now useless. Every comment here including mine is AI slop.

[-] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dude, Ive been writing for a couple of years now. And I use em dashes, probably because all the authors I like use them. As soon as this AI thing started doing it, everything Ive ever written turned into AI slop over night lol.

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Open ai is a joke.

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