Tortoise: "I'm not a goddamn rock! You pooped on me for the last time! ...Not so tough these days, eh, dinosaur?"

But seriously, not surprising. I heard that many tortoises, while herbivorous, will just happily munch all snails that rest on the greens. (For nutrition. And also to demonstrate superiour speed!)

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If you're surprised by this, you haven't been following giant tortoises.

NGL if a turtle eats you, that sounds like a skill issue on your part.

Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a jarring few minutes

Need to snack on the crunchy chicks to get the evil modifier up. There’s a door with loot, after all.

It’s okay, because you can get even more loot by donating to a temple; and everyone forgets it.

Not that surprising. Many herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.

Just wait till you hear what people eat

Fun... Well not really fun... Fact:

Giant tortoise didn't get a scientific name for 300 years. They were so delicious no crew actually managed to get one back to England. They always ended up eating all the cargo.

Everyone eats baby birds. They're full of delicious little bones, which plants are famous for lacking.

Zoos secretly buy rejected 1-day-old male chicks from egg farms: it's the cheapest live meat for carnivores. I wonder if that's how the chick got near the tortoise.

Pretty much the only prey they outspeed

humm tendies