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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo."

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?

[-] SadTrain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

[-] SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatever you say, Red!

[-] Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm coming Elizabeth

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

I'M COMIN', 'LIZABETH!

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

That was my first thought lol

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Oh, Briita is in this?"

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

“Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Kind of based ngl

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