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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

they're going to release an MRI scan of someone else's brain. it will be somehow obvious as hell, but that will not matter.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Or AI.

And Trump will point and say "See? Works good. Best. Very, very good brain." And the media will be so afraid of losing access that - as usual - they won't question the Emperor's New Clothes situation. They'll act as if it's perfectly normal that the man who is in ultimate control of the military and of nuclear weapons sounds like an idiot baseball player in a third rate comedy who is like a punch-drunk boxer because he has a habit of smashing his head with his bat when he's at the plate.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The AI brain will somehow have an extra entire lobe, which Trump will say proves how smart he is.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

They scanned his big juicy booty and I'm ready to see pics of it ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck the vocel police I'm horny for DRUMPF

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is promising, as Trump's brain scans may be the proof we need to show that there was tampering with him after he got vocal about white genocide in South Africa. Consider this: he became the first US president in history to address the issue, in front of the criminal South African president no less, and welcomed refugees from the country to the USA. After this: radio silence. Trump no longer spoke of the issue, these couple dozen refugees were the only ones to arrive in the US, and the genocide is still ongoing to this day. It is my belief that Trump may have been lobotomised to prevent him from using his powers to end white genocide in South Africa. It's clear as day! And after we have the brain scans, we'll have irrefutable proof.

donald "best brain in the business" trump

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely absolutely-absolutely-absolutely no strokes. Not even little teeny-tiny strokes. No - no-strokes, no-strokes, no-strokes... Fake news. Baseball. Mickey Mantle.

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

My brain is fine but I can't remember getting an MRI.

All good folks, nothing to see here.

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

8 years of decaying meat running the US. At minimum.

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