“I won’t go out and talk to people unless I’m wearing my super cool tough guy jacket with the awesome patches!” Of course you won’t little buddy, you’re twelve!
I wasn't like that when I was twelve. Sure, I liked having my lucky Tigger sweater but I wouldn't get like this when I couldn't find it.
"Everyone is twelve now" consistently insults actual twelve year olds.
"I'm not coming out without my emotional support jacket" 
ALPHA 99 said there were many large and extra-large FBI raid jackets available.
No shortage of Large Adult Sons in the FBI apparently
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I thought I saw all the Smiling Friends episodes.
Kashy > Fashy?

Masterful monkeywrenching.
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