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[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 months ago

My character became a Lich to continue running her bank and investment company. People sign their future moneys away for ever for some of it now, and debts follow families for eternity >:)

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago
[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Felt like playing a capitalist :)

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

very Orzhov coded, did you think about making a religion out of it?

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

No but I did run a campaign for a catfolk race that dealt in coins which were converted souls (you had to exchange part of yours to buy into it) with a worshipped vat of souls which was the central bank depository. Was kind of a spiritual successor for me

[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 24 points 2 months ago

Atheist lich that wants to live forever because he doesn't believe in an afterlife and isn't bothered by eating souls because he doesn't believe they exist.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Small nitpick: if you are eating it you know it exists, or else you couldn't be eating it.

[-] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

have you heard about spiritual nourishment

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

if you don't believe in eternal souls, you can assume you're eating something, just not a soul.

[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 months ago

Do you? You're just casting a spell like magic missile or anything else. Perhaps the credulous fools that wrote it thought it consumed souls, but you don't care about their ignorant opinions.

[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

Because I needed all the extra time to really finish my game of civilization

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

Damn imagine a turn taking a day or more.

[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Or playing using real people and resources against other liches

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Are we still talking about ingame stuff?

[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

More of an IRL game of civilization against other liches.

Wipe out a colonized planet, import confused cavemen for each "team", get into the nitty gritty of civ building from an ageless eye.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Not every civ game is war all the time...

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago

I became a lich so I can make unliving friends so we can FINALLY have enough time to ~~play~~ finish setting up Campaign for North Africa

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

At this point I'll need lichdom if I want to see elder scrolls 6...

[-] 9bananas@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

oh, I'm way ahead on that one!

don't even wanna see it at this point, given the recent track record... can't be disappointed, if you don't expect anything!

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's fair, they haven't made a game worth their salt since snake bite piercings were popular and the IP won't outlive Todd or Microsoft.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

(Elder Scrolls 6 releases and it's just slightly better than Starfield)

Lich: well fuck.

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago
[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Because I don’t know about the Clone spell.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My wizard went the opposite direction. She acquired a Potion of Heal, and mixed it with a Philosopher's Stone. My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old. Was absolutely great because frequently people vastly underestimated her. She was also an 18th level wizard/dweomersmith by the time she drank the potion.

[-] Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 months ago

My DM ruled that would make a Potion of Eternal Youth. She was eternally 17 years 10 months old

This is the setup to an RPG horror story. Glad it worked out for you.

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