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Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.
404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
Allowing calls to proliferate in the first place and be addressed would indicate some level of free speech.
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
Half Life 3
...got postponed to 2038
GTA VII projected to be released in 2050.
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Now at 5% usage!
I think it's at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
It's at 3.2% on steam
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I'd buy 1%, though, and that's something.
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
Linux crosses 4% market share
I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
"European empire declares total war on russia again"
"Java 47 released"
"Look at my beans" (with photo of a pot of beans)
"But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics"
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exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.
AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
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Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
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The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
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