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[-] btbt@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago

Common people need to start taking a more hardline stance against bootlicking snitches looking for a handout from porky-happy

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Snitches getting stitches should be the golden rule

[-] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

You see someone stealing baby formula? No you fucking didn't.

You see someone stealing diapers? No you fucking didn't.

You see someone stealing food? No you fucking didn't.

You see someone that you think looks like the guy that may or may not have assassinated a US healthcare parasite? No you fucking didn't.

I know you think you want that bounty. I know the fed says they will definitely pay you. They won't. They NEVER pay those bounties. EVER. There is always a loophole they can weasel out of it with. If it's the most horrible monster in the world and you are phoning it in because fuck that guy: good, more power to you. If it's somebody that you actually kinda support on the DL, but you're phoning it in because the fed said they would pay you $250,000: shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. The fed will pay you exactly $0. You will never see a single thin-ass dime. You will however be a fucking SNITCH forever.

"Well I just think killing people is wrong." Tell that to all the people Brian Thompson killed to make the stock price go up a quarter of a quarter of a percent. I should point out that the ghouls he worked with had his replacement in place and operating before his body even had a chance to get cold. Like it never even happened. They gave a fuck about him for all of about five seconds, then they started realizing that they are also not untouchable and beefed up their own security (at your expense). After that they gave a fuck about the bottom line. Then they gave a shit about media spin so they could paint universal healthcare as a bad thing. At no point did they give a single shit about you or your health concerns.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago

mfw I try to be Judas: thurston

mfw I'm too stupid to get my silver: cat-confused

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Protip: Judas got the money before betraying Jesus.

[-] dragongloss@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago

Typical McDonald's manager behavior

[-] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago

the fast food managerial cohort is the most sniveling, bootlicking, pick-me group of class traitors to ever exist. really brings to light the freire quote (below).

please, require me to work 60 hour weeks to run your business for $20/hr with no OT. i'll enforce arbitrary rules on the working poor to ensure they don't ask for the fair value of their labor, and I'll pledge unflinching loyalty to the company right up to the moment they lay me off because after 15 years because my salary got up to $65k/yr and they simply can't afford that so they're liquidating the GM position and asking all AM's to fill the role.

man, Freire really was That Dude

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

If you think you saw someone that shot a CEO, no you didn't. picard

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

Imagine the world where he gets away with it and CEOs are still trembling they might be next. Instead we got this guy who's kinda' stupid and got caught by idiots due to "bad vibes".

[-] booty@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I still don't think he actually did it. Nothing about this story checks out.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

News reported the caller as a regular employee when it's management. That was a conscious choice.

[-] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

Imagine working at fucking McDonald's and still being a class traitor

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I swear that working in any managerial position erodes your humanity until you're just a lizard in a skinsuit

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I've seen it happen in real time with mates who get promoted. Managerial courses are all about instilling an "us vs them" mentality in management against the workers. They're trained to be the enforcement class within a business.

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Okay so I was under the impression the informant didn't know it was Luigi but just called the cops cuz they thought he was acting sus. But I guess that was bullshit.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

I think the story early on is that they called because they wanted the bounty, but they didn't get it because they called 911 and not the dedicated tip line.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

I bet they were going to get stiffed regardless lmao

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Totally, that's why I said "the story is", though I guess it was a little unclear on my part.

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Maccas corporate would've pocketed the bounty, since they reported him on company time.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If she called the dedicated tip line response would've been slower and they wouldn't have caught him

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

media outlets that will release every file they get seemingly: wikileaks, ken klippenstein, TMZ michael-laugh

[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

I love when my content is a Lemmy link to a Reddit post of a TikTok from TMZ

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 14 points 1 month ago

Did these frightened customers not have mobile phones? I find it a long stretch of the imagination that none of them could have sat in their cars or left the premises and made their own calls.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

I feel at home listening to the western PA Altoona/Johnstown accent, but the reason I left that place almost 30 years ago is because people do shit like snitch on an innocent man. Set my man free

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