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Bringing back orange terror alerts. Something might happen somewhere. Be afraid!

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

I had somehow forgotten all about the color-coded terror alert system. 🤦

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I dunno if there is a blackwolffeed for QAnonAnonymous but in one of their side projects Trickle Down they had a 2 part series on the BS terror alerts. That's on their Patreon only feed though.

Here is a sample of ep 1 at any rate

IIRC part 1 is about how the terror alerts are downstream from nuclear annihilation fearmongering, and part 2 is where they talk about the terror alert system directly

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

you hear about 9/11? get ready to hear about 10/12

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

me, about to spend 9 months travelling next year: what-the-hell

Death to America

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I've been planning on getting out of here for a bit too if I can

Anyone who wants to kill me for being from amerikkka is probably justified but I'll see if they'll listen to me when I agree about how evil this vile country is

[-] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

As a non-American fuck that self-hating Christian shit people randomly merking you is not radical or progressive or moral. It's normally useless ultra terrorism. MF's need to read Lenin instead of Settlers smh.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Just tell everyone you're C*nadian

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

nah then I don't get to launch into screeds about how much I hate America and capitalism, which is my favorite thing to do and which everyone loves hearing

Death to America

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

"hey why do we have so many Canadian tourists"

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

People assume Canadians are American

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Wear a hockey jersey and ride a moose

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Just say “Eh, sorry” every 15 seconds or so and they‘ll quickly change their mind

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

very smart to be gone for election season

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I'm actually probably gonna come home sometime in October, just so I can spend the holidays with family. plus as a dedicated voteball fan I wouldn't want to miss the Most Important Election Of Our Lives

Death to America

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

They'll still be fine in the international-community-1international-community-2

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Please, do not leave the echo chamber!

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Now I think I understand why the US taxes by citizenship. Sure, they may not like us, but they want to keep us around so we never how much better even fucking ukkk is.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Memo. Under no circumstances should USians be encouraged to leave the country and see that the rest of the world supports Palestine. It was dangerous enough letting them see that everyone else is kinda cool with Putin but we could rely on the optics of Russia invading Ukraine to keep the population frothing. It's pretty darn hard to get people angry at the children blown up in multiple hospitals. Easier to tell the population to stay in with the curtains closed.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 year ago

Good. Stay home Yankees.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

We're at terror alert orange.

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

wow it really is like 9/11 just happened!

[-] davel@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

proportionally, it's like a brazillion 9/11s

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

YOU ARE NOW LEAVING BRITISH SECTOR

*Giant portrait of Comrade Stalin*

data-laughing

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's amazing to see. Just for fun I stabilized, cropped, and turned it into a looping gif.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Someone is hitting a vape at 3:03, this is confirmed to be from the future!!

[-] davel@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The wall they're building isn't just to keep other people out.

It's to keep us in.

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