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[-] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 81 points 3 weeks ago

Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

WITH nail polish

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Compulsion to do crime why??

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

You dont know what its like. You don't have a clue. If you did you'd find yourself doing the same thing too.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Going out of my way to cause harm for others?

I don't think so.

[-] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair not all crime causes harm to other people.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don't ask.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 18 points 3 weeks ago

We all could use just one more finger to hold something down when building models. We get it

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's called the third hand for a reason!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

two in the pink and two in the stink.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

This is brilliant! Gonna see if I can find one.

[-] digital_man@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

New Bond villain just dropped: “WhiteFinger”

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Kid named FingerFinger

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Get one for each digit!

[-] seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Last Christmas, I gave you my finger

[-] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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