"Ha ha ha, let's throw a bucket of water on this nerd!"

"Don't make me wet. You wouldn't like me when I'm wet."

I guess the grow bigger in the water thing because I can't imagine how hard it would be to fall asleep if I'm glowing.

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It's night half the time, and I'll be really visible if I'm glowing whether I want to be or not. So, definitely the second one. Prolonged water contact in a visible place is easier to avoid, if needed.

I plan to re-enact Gulliver pulling along the Lilliputian armada.

Wow, both those options suck. Nice dilemma, OP

The second sounds like it has far more room for stupid bullshit, so that one

Fuck you, I'm doing both and glowing harder the bigger I get.

There we go, Halloween sorted.

I'd need time durations on the size changes... But obviously the size changes.

Other comments indicate you also get heavier, a bath each morning followed by exercise could be interesting with the extra weight.

Also you'd have documentaries made about you. It's a completely novel behavior... And what happens if you soak just a part of your body.... Your penis for instance?

The glowing? Technically you could already do that, genetic scientists have already created glow in the dark pigs, so glowing seems similar. No more hiding in the dark, you're a beacon now. If a mugger or the cops are chasing you... Oh there you are. Not really helpful like being three times taller and heavier because you had a bath would be.

"You look a little small. Are you drinking enough water?"

I can imagine glowing in the dark would be both a blessing and a curse depending on the circumstances. If you're lost in a cave that could be lifesaving. Trying to sleep in the dark though? That's gonna be tough haha. I think I'd still choose to glow in the dark though so I could fuel sweet rave parties

If I put part of me in say a glass of water then would it just be the part in the glass that slowly grew and how fast and how much.

Glow in the dark for sure.

Glow in the dark, since i do lap swimming for exercise and the other option would rule that out.

Why can I not come to a conclusion on this decision...

"But I'm straight"

"So is spaghetti... Until it gets wet."

"Okay but that's a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet."

Sex would be weird, but probably a good kind. Until it's painful.

Fun fact, we already glow in the dark, just not in a way we can see.

Bigger when wet would be kinda neat, but if it's based off of toy dinosaurs then the glow doesn't last all night. So I can take the glow and use it for sick pranks and cosplays or whatever. Be like alien Mr Burns.

I like glow in the dark stuff, but I also like to be sneaky, so...idk. Conflicted.

I will bathe in the ocean and at long last fulfill my ambition of punching mother gia in the face.

I love to swim and the water one sounds really inconvenient. I choose glow! You would never really be afraid of the dark- like your own personal night light. Maybe i could get a job doing those nighttime ghost tours.

Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

Do you grow to a maximum size in water? Or do you just keep growing the longer you stay in contact with water? If the latter then I think glowing in the dark is the less inconvenient option.

Would these powers be supernatural, or bound by the laws of physics? Like, does glowing require extra calories? And does my electrolyte balance go out of whack when I’m in water?

Do you get bigger by absorbing air (thereby increasing your buoyancy) or by absorbing water (with the opposite effect)?

How bright would I glow? Enough to read by?