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[-] 18107@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

That story is completely unbelievable. He would never be that polite to a reporter.

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

According to him there is also another "new" word called affordability.

"They use the word 'affordability,' and that's their only word. They say, 'Affordability,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that must mean Trump has high prices.' No, our prices are coming down tremendously," Trump said. "They have a new word. They always have a hoax. The new word is 'affordability,' so they look at the camera and they say this election is all about affordability."

EDIT: I ate the Onion, thinking the groceries thing was real. However the quote I pasted is real.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Affordability is woke

[-] m3t00@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

saw a clip on the seized tanker. 'it was a huge tanker. probably the biggest ever'. click

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

He was JOKING! You Libtards DONT understand Humor!

-Republicans LITERALLY who Do Their Own Research!

[-] Applesause@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I think I need antidepressants after reading that.

[-] Hope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's an old-fashioned but beautiful word for a bag with different things in it.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The onion continues to delve deeper and lower to find the humor ahead of where these clowns are, but when you look at what it takes to now establish the normal basis agsinst which the punchline lands, it's so fucking depressing.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

he is the one who said grocery is an outdated term a while ago.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Replace grocery with shrubbery. Suddenly it all makes sense. How we got here.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It is creepy how close to Trump's cadence the article is.

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