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[-] mech@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago

I want a Computerphile video where Tom Scott explains how federation works.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

TFW it is just like his time zones video...

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The time zones video is an all time(zone) classic

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[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I imagine federation can be equally frustrating.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago
[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I want a Computerphile video where Tom Scott explains how email works.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A salute to the furries that maintain our tech infrastructure despite the noobs that own and run things.

o7

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I wonder if I could stitch that together out of random segments.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

This internet as it was meant to be.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

If this isn't real, it should be

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Look at the reality police here, probably has real eyes

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[-] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago
[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

The error message dissapointed me way to much. I realy wanted it to be real

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[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Legendary pull

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I tried getting in on yiffit.net, but they weren't taking new users at the time. Kinda sad about that.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

I almost chose Lemmygrad for my first account because it's an excellent pun and I didn't know that it was for ACTUAL tankies before reading closer.

I'm not sure my enthusiasm for the project would have survived making that mistake at the very beginning lol

[-] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

dw you still got bark.lgbt/ , woof.group, chitter.xyz , kinkycats.org , thicc.horse , furry.energy , pawb.fun , tiggi.es , ...

there is so so many furry mastodon instances

[-] aow@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Not a furry, but thicc.horse is a crazy good instance name.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

can i somehow see posts on a mastodon instance without needing an account?

ok nvm only some instances need an account ...

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I don't know if penis.gay exists, but it should. Think about it. If you're a gay dude, and you're out and proud, what better way to find other gay dudes who are also out and proud?

I don't know how social interaction works with finding other like minded gay guys, but do you know how thrilled straight men would be if women had a horny.drippingpussy instance that they used when they wanted sex?

I think part of the problem with guys trying to find sex, is chasing it from people who are in no way interested. So if Tom flirts with Sally, but Sally is asexual, then Tom has a 0% succsess potential if he hits on her at the bar. But he doesn't know that. So after he gets rejected, now he feels bad about himself. Nobody likes getting rejected.

But if Tom went on nsfwlemmy, and found Tina@horny.drippingpussy then he would know that she's just like a Buffalo NY city street in December. Ready to be plowed.

And for gay guys, penis.gay would let them identify to each other that they're all like minded, and judgement free.

Although as I think about this, at least in America, it may not be the best idea, because now ICE is essentially becoming the S.S. and using social media activity to track "undesirables". And I don't trust the republicans to be open minded and empathetic. We all know what the nazis did with gay people in the 30s/40s.

So I guess it would be one of those things that would be great in a perfect world...but because we live in this reality, we can't have nice things.

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago

A good alternative would be ...

penis.mightier

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That one should be for writers. Poets and authors and literature enthusiasts. Feign ignorance if anyone comments on the name.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

From what I've heard, hooking up is already pretty easy for gay guys. Basically “u want sum fuk?”

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[-] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Would be funny to make a penis.straight for a bunch of straight guys show up, but then it's nothing but dudes, so it becomes . gay anyways lol

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

I know touch.wang is a real domain.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

It’s not an instance, and that is one hell of a landing page.

[-] Toldry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

https://penis.gay/

for other curious minds

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

What if you just join cause you think penises are gay?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Penises are pretty gay tbh

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[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Could someone explain the joke? I don't get what Tom Scott is doing here.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing it's because Tom Scott goes to plenty of places and some Fediverse users use plenty of instances

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is he like some travel YouTuber?

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

To my knowledge he basically goes to historically or technologically interesting places like Nuclear Reactors or old bridges and just talks about them.

I think he is a programmer too so it kinda fits.

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[-] io@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Uri@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

I was on mastodon.social (too big) mastodon.world (still big) mas.to (Cloudflare 💩) mstdn.social (too busy) infosec.exchange (Threads 💩) sharkey.world (currently)

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I miss walmart.horse

(The site was just a picture of a Walmart with a horse in front of it)

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

The kind of shit the internet ought to be for, tbh

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Vytle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I was on blahaj.zone until they decided they didn't like it when you call out admin abuse

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

blahaj is a clown show of an instance

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