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[-] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Oh good, mom can have a salad. Lol.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Only thing worse than Showbiz pizza would be Showbiz salad. Poor mom

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

"Cause Mom needs to be fit and trim for dad!"

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Bitch better be if she knows what's good for her.

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I rewatch it like every half year, thank you, the time is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The one and only time I saw this video, I was tripping hard on 25i. Needless to say, it fucked me up quite a bit, to the point where I'm kinda scared to re-watch it again, even sober.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago
[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

I felt like I just took drugs watching that

spoilerrip smarf :(

additional remarksThat was interesting lol

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh good. You made it out alive.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

It was close!

[-] U@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for posting this. First time watching it and it's already one of my favorite.

[-] techt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Can I interest you in the Broomshakalaka?

[-] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

so yeah I just now watched it again. I somehow mainly forgot about the serial killer. his first appearance is at 0:20 or so standing behind the girl at the desk

[-] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

T̷͇̻̬̏̔ò̶̢̲̥̮̃̕ơ̷̥̭̩̬̳̄ͅ ̴̭͎͎̪̃̍̄̓͗͠m̷̈́̈́ͅă̷̬̾͊͑͐̒n̶̛͓͚͍̿͊ý̶̝̩̺̅͊͒̔̚ ̷̳̓̓ċ̷̜͐o̴͌̒͜͝ǫ̷̫̭͖̼̑̈́̾͐k̶͉̫̖̠͋̄̏̓̉͝s̸̡̜͎̙̲͚̔̀̆

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Too ma-ny cooks 🤖

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago
[-] sausager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's going out like it began, with Showbiz Pizza.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I still have some tokens from there.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

The dad was 28 years old at the time this photo was taken.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Leaded gasoline, asbestos, and cigarette smoke easily adds two decades to your appearance. That's why high schoolers in the 80s looked like they were in their 30s back then.

Case in point: here's footage of Biden when he became the country's youngest senator at 30. Dude legitimately looks 50 in this news report.

[-] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago
[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Fun fact, the kid in the photo is Rich Evans from Red Letter Media

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

That is an old looking little girl. She looks like a 62 year old B side sitcom actress.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

These kids look terrified.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

♫ All along the eastern front ♫

♫ People line up to receive ♫

♫ She got the power in her hands ♫

♫ To shock you like you won't believe ♫

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

🎵 I said, "Ooh, girl...
Shock me like an electric eel
Babygirl...
Turn me on with your electric feel...🎵

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Has anyone checked on Hollywood superstar Rich Evans to make sure the Showbiz Pizza Bear hasn't gotten to him? We need to protect this national treasure of a man

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Dick the Birthday Boy was literally the first thing that popped into my head.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This would go hard as a band name and album cover.

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