Oh good, mom can have a salad. Lol.
"Cause Mom needs to be fit and trim for dad!"
Bitch better be if she knows what's good for her.
Only thing worse than Showbiz pizza would be Showbiz salad. Poor mom
Too many cooks
I rewatch it like every half year, thank you, the time is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
The one and only time I saw this video, I was tripping hard on 25i. Needless to say, it fucked me up quite a bit, to the point where I'm kinda scared to re-watch it again, even sober.
What is this
Buckle up
I felt like I just took drugs watching that
spoiler
rip smarf :(
additional remarks
That was interesting lol
Oh good. You made it out alive.
It was close!
Thank you for posting this. First time watching it and it's already one of my favorite.
so yeah I just now watched it again. I somehow mainly forgot about the serial killer. his first appearance is at 0:20 or so standing behind the girl at the desk
T̷͇̻̬̏̔ò̶̢̲̥̮̃̕ơ̷̥̭̩̬̳̄ͅ ̴̭͎͎̪̃̍̄̓͗͠m̷̈́̈́ͅă̷̬̾͊͑͐̒n̶̛͓͚͍̿͊ý̶̝̩̺̅͊͒̔̚ ̷̳̓̓ċ̷̜͐o̴͌̒͜͝ǫ̷̫̭͖̼̑̈́̾͐k̶͉̫̖̠͋̄̏̓̉͝s̸̡̜͎̙̲͚̔̀̆
Too ma-ny cooks 🤖
Yes
Showbiz Pizza
I still have some tokens from there.
It's going out like it began, with Showbiz Pizza.
The dad was 28 years old at the time this photo was taken.
Leaded gasoline, asbestos, and cigarette smoke easily adds two decades to your appearance. That's why high schoolers in the 80s looked like they were in their 30s back then.
Case in point: here's footage of Biden when he became the country's youngest senator at 30. Dude legitimately looks 50 in this news report.

That is an old looking little girl. She looks like a 62 year old B side sitcom actress.
Has anyone checked on Hollywood superstar Rich Evans to make sure the Showbiz Pizza Bear hasn't gotten to him? We need to protect this national treasure of a man
Dick the Birthday Boy was literally the first thing that popped into my head.
♫ All along the eastern front ♫
♫ People line up to receive ♫
♫ She got the power in her hands ♫
♫ To shock you like you won't believe ♫
🎵 I said, "Ooh, girl...
Shock me like an electric eel
Babygirl...
Turn me on with your electric feel...🎵

These kids look terrified.
Funny
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