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[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a console for people who like PCs

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

And a PC for people who like consoles

[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 3 weeks ago

You'd think those people would already have a PC...

[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not one hooked up to their TV

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

May I introduce you to Sunshine and Moonlight.

No, I’m not asking you to open your curtains. Long as you have a good connection between your PC and TV, and some small TV device, you can play a lot that way.

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[-] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

My computer is at least 12 years old by now and according to the Steam hardware survey the majority of people on Steam has a PC that is worse than the Steam Machine. I might get one as my new desktop if the price is now too high.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. I have a PC and a Steam Deck but I'll buy it if the price isn't completely off-putting. It's just perfect for the living room.

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[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Steam Machine is the new Commodore 64 or Apple IIe. For one price, it's going to do almost everything just good enough.

If the price isn't ludicrous, it will likely be my default recommendation to anyone asking what PC to get for grandma.

Can she check her email?

Yes.

Can we just hook it to her TV?

Yes.

Can it play some kind of cooking simulation party game with the kids?

Yes.

Okay send me a parts list.

No parts list, just buy one and hook it up.

Okay. How often do I have to buy an OS upgrade?

Those are free.

Which game controllers work with it?

Pretty much all of them, but it probably also comes with one.

This is going to be the stupidly easy answer for casual gamers and casual PC users, as long as it doesn't cost double what either of those would.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ngl price part mainly depends on how much chatbot girlfriend technology is hoarding up everything.

Hopefully it all will crash by then.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

I want to just buy games and have them work on my machine. So a console.

Microsoft is surrendering the console war.

Sony has already put malware in their products and I will not be their customer again.

Nintendo is super locked down.

Valve has always shown me excellent customer service.

[-] Buffy@libretechni.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

This. I am wishfully thinking that even if it doesn't hit the ground running at launch, over time enough people will convert for it to be a commercial success. The only thing that could make me put another console in my home is my desire for physical media, but even then half of the games released are just glorified download cards. Truthfully there is almost 0 reason for an informed consumer to purchase a console now.

[-] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nintendo has made it better to buy a fucking steam deck and pirate their games. I think the steam deck and the GabeCube will splash the market with better performance than other consoles, better use cases and usability, and therefore make other companies make there consoles better.

As a Nintendo fan, Nintendo is like all of our toxic boyfriends. But if Nintendo either a) licensed their games to other devices or b) allowed there devices to run linux/pc games I would step (a lil bit) back on the Nintendo train.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 3 weeks ago

I disagree on what it would take to bring me back to Nintendo, cause... I think its ok for them to make a fancy digital toy with games that change how we play with it.

But I want the fancy digital toy to be worth it first and be fun.
Like the DS was a planner and a doodle pad, and a contact book, and a web browser and a gameboy and a DS. They had a version that let me see games in 3D. They had a console that let me swing swords like the main character in the game that came out just for it. I could play any sport like I was actually doing it right away day 1 and design a character to play as.

Now the console does nothing but play the games that dont come with it. And they dont even use a fun game mechanic they added to make the digital toy cool. They lost all passion and it is just a worse locked down version that only plays the game and goes away. Made to have you purchase more on it then use it.
I miss Nintendo.

[-] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

You are actually right, I didn't think about Nintendo's past when making that comment but I would appreciate if Nintendo stopped competing with others in the market and did its own thing to a higher extent. I mean the switch 2 is straight up the steam deck but without only Nintendo games.

It doesn't even matter if it's linux or otherwise, as long as they are innovating in the gaming area.

[-] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

I mean yes, jack of all trades master of none. But then again a mass produced hardware which will run all modern AAA games (Meaning cheaper), running on Linux (Linux being used mainstream in a user friendly sense is better than not Linux) and still being user friendly is overall a company doing something I like, and adding competition to the console marketplace.

I bought Helldivers and BG3 on PS4 for in total like $150 and I sold my PS5 and now I can't even play those games anymore. With it being linked to a steam account, this isn't a problem anymore they can access there paid games on any device, which I like.

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who’s tried several PC-in-the-livingroom solutions, just try building a PC with good specs at that size and you’ll appreciate the niche that is being filled.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Smug basher: "But it's not stronger than my galaxy GPU 89,000 that costs four times as much! It can't even do 14k octovision and 122 fps dynaflax!"

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh geez, no dynaflax?

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

The use case is it's going to introduce gamers to Linux. And it's going to prove that in PCs, just like consoles, you don't need Microsoft to game.

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not a Linux person, but Microsoft, big corpos and oligopolies generally, are really starting to irritate me. I am looking at more and more ways to get them the fuck outta my life.

And maybe Linux is the way for tech stuff.

[-] Buffy@libretechni.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

There's a reason people refer to Linux as a rabbit hole. I started in your exact position, but even then I didn't make the switch for years. But the more I read and learned about the constant, and I mean constant, flow of personal information Microsoft is syphoning from my usage, I made the jump.

These big companies don't even follow the old rule of law, "If it's free, you're paying for it another way". Windows is a paid product that still insists on extracting as much profit from you as they can, they don't care anymore because they are the default regardless.

The switch to Linux isn't bad really, there are plenty of distros aimed at the "I want to switch but don't want to use the terminal" users that getting your foot in the door is basically painless. The worst of it is when you need to use some windows only software or run spyware disguised as a videogame.

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Price!

We can argue about it all we want, but basically everything hinges on its street price.

If it's cheap, all those critiques are irrelevant.

Expensive? "It's cute, I like Steam, I like how it mostly works OOTB," gets real niche, real quick.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

I downvote all these memes because they want to shit over a product that isn't released yet with no price tag, all so they can feel smug superiority

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Regardless of the box cost, there's no arguing with the price of games in a Steam sale!

I don't think I've paid more than £15 for a game in years and years.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 3 weeks ago

People always argue about the price of the machine, but hardly anyone mentions that console people pay to play online. Which is something i can't even really comprehend

[-] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Good point. Steam provides a lot of the same multiplayer services and match making and they've never cost me a penny.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

When was this in the office

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

One of the two terrible seasons after Steve Carell left the show

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The Lizard King was a pretty enjoyable character to watch though. Mostly because Spader.

[-] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People want a console but also:

  • A wider game library (Missing on Playstation and Xbox)
  • No subscription (missing Playstation and Xbox)
  • a working 10 foot UI (missing in windows)
  • controller os navigation (missing in windows)
  • no bimonthly fullscreen nags to use edge, office365, onedrive, etc. (missing in windows)
  • Working ACPI sleep states. (Missing on most cheap mini PCs)
  • Backwards compatibility for older titles and not needing to rebuy games when upgrading (Missing on PlayStation)

Microsoft could probably build an XBox that fixes the first problem but would probably fill it with nag screens.

People with technical skills can probably run Bazzite on a minipc but might hit issues with sleep depending on luck while purchasing.

People without technical skills just want a package that works

[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

EZ

I'm interested in the Steam Machine because I like playing on consoles. Steam's ecosystem seems interesting because it's more open than PlayStation's (what I'm on currently). Additionally, I like Linux. By using SteamOS, I'm hoping bug fixes and improvements will benefit the general Linux ecosystem. I don't want to install games on my regular computers. I want a dedicated gaming device. I don't intend to use the Steam Machine as a PC.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Arch with KDE is for people who don’t like Linux?

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Other than "not seeing the use case" I think the meme is right on. People hate Windows but don't want to deal with Linux, people hate being trapped in the walled gardens of Microsoft or Sony consoles, but don't want to deal with a full-on gaming PC. Kinda like how when iPads came out people where like, this is worse than a phone and worse than a laptop, who are these things even for?

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a console for people who don't like being constantly kicked in the balls so they drop their money.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

this is the thing.

[-] MoreZombies@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

Can people tell me why focus is on the one piece of hardware in the set of three that had already seen a failed attempt in 2015? I thought more people would be talking about the Steam Frame and Controller?

[-] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Frame is the only one I care about. I was debating on getting a Quest 3 since my Quest 1 is having issues, but this would be a great alternative depending on the price.

[-] tomalley8342@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Steam Controller also had a failed attempt in 2015 so I guess that's also out of the question then?

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

imma use it as my default controller to buy when i buy controllers.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The use case would be for people like me who want a dedicated box to put under the TV instead of having it at a desk. I don't know how easy or affordable it would be to build a computer that powerful and that small (and we don't know the price), so I can't say how useful or not the use case is.

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