Libya collapsed into chaos
Ah, is that how they're framing overthrowing Gaddafi?
Libya collapsed into chaos
Ah, is that how they're framing overthrowing Gaddafi?
Didn't even bother with a portrait for Biden, plus the plague sais “Autopen 2021-2025“. You almost got to admire this level of pettiness. Trump is probably really really proud of his ability to write his own name.
Russia invaded and took Crimea
Uhhh no that's not really how it went down at all lmao
Russia was leasing the port for their military use, because of this the entire of Crimea was completely and totally managed by Russian forces. There was no invasion, there was no fight, there was no anything. Crimea simply voted to becoming independent, and to join the Russian Federation. This was then accepted by Russia.
Absolutely no invasion occurred and no fighting occurred. The entire event was nothing but a vote and a declaration. For the average person literally nothing changed from one day to the next.
Jeez, the professionalism in the writing had me assuming that these plaques had been thoroughly fact-checked.
Weren't there troops that entered and stuff? Or am I just confusing it with some other event, or was tricked by the MSM? I thought I remember it going down differently, but I was also more of a lib at the time.
No the Russian troops in Crimea were basically administering the whole region as part of the port lease as it was providing their only warm-water port. There was essentially no difference day to day whatsoever. The framing of it as an invasion is madness.
There were already Russian Troops there (Much like how there used to be Russian Troops in the Soviet Base area in Syria). I think they did sent more Russian Troops to help the local Crimean Police and National Guard soldiers organize security against Ukraine or Pro-Ukraine militias.
Green New Scam
I remember the Green New Deal and many specific details of the very real legislation that passed both the senate and the house of representatives and entered into law
I was peacefully making gas at the gas factory when Biden and AOC shut us down, gave my job to an immigrant, and turned the factory into a plant that makes hurricane-causing wind turbines.
And drives the whales crazy. They hate it. You know, people are saying this. Very important people that say I’m smarter than them are saying that those turbines are driving the whales crazy.
I hate how much my brain just reads it in Trump garble automatically. It’s like having a fucked up parrot trapped in your ears.
Remember when no burger?
can't wait for the democrats to not take this down when (if) they get into the white house.
I'll bet one billion upbears that they release a "fact-checked" version
Second plaque’s wording implies the US recognizes ISIL’s claim as the legitimate caliphate and spearhead of the Ummah.
Amazing work by people who totally understand words and what they mean.
"William Henry Harrison, a reign so short it shouldn't even be mentioned. He was a general though, a big beautiful general in the Union Army, very big very beautiful. Died at 68, not so nice."
No fucking way is that an autopen LMAOOOOPPPOOO
Hold on, it really is just a pen on a mechanical arm? I thought this was about like digitally copy/pasting.
TIL as well I always thought it was figurative not literal too
Yeah, they have a mechanical arm that holds a pen and duplicate the motions of a signature. And then has a feeding mechanism so that you can sign a whole gaggle of documents automatically.
They used to be a contraption that with linkages that held a bunch of pens. More of a "multi-pen". It's funny that signing papers got to be labor intensive enough of a problem that they had to invent productivity devices in the 1800s. I could imagine that if Trump had to manually sign every Jan 6 pardon, he probably would have just let them rot in prison instead.

Oh PRESIDENTS get fancy little pen tools but when I had to write labels for 20 leftover pizzas every night i had to do them individually 🙄🙄🙄
Nah, Trump loves signing things. It’s probably his favourite aspect of being president.
What makes it extra funny is that nobody gives a single fuck about autopens except Trump. I'm sure he walks past this every day thinking "hehehe, got 'em"
Yeah putting the up as the official picture is a genuinely funny bit.
You can tell it was really him who wrote this because of all the weird and inconsistent capitalisation of words
Hahahaha my brain hadn't even picked that up on my first read. Dudes rock.
I remember reading a thing back in Trump 1 he said he would always capitalise Country when referring to America, even when it wasn't a proper noun and I've taken note ever since
American History. Election. Nation. US Dollar. Green New Scam. American Energy Dominance. Southern Border. (the) World. Afghanistan Disaster. American History. American servicemembers.
(gender neutral language? woke shit, donald).
Radical Left. Fake News Media. Autopen. SAVE AMERICA.
He really lost his juice in the second paragraph
That annoyed me to no end. Did not a single person during the entire production of these things from first draft to installation of the finished product proof-read the actual text?
Do you go back and correct art? If you worked for the CIA would you take the bottle out of Jackson Pollock's hand and fix his line work? It's perfect the way it is
What I love most about this is that amerikans are so brain diseased that they still give obama shit for passing a republican written healthcare bill. Even republicans still dunk on him and its their fucking bill! Lmao controlled opposition hours.
This has got to really hurt
s. A right hook straight into their decorum.
I'm not even a lib, but this hurts even me. It's so petty and high school (or even middle school), it's cringe. Funny, but cringe. It's Like some of the most remembered episodes of The Office that I can't watch anymore because that type of high embarrassment humor hurts me (like The Dinner Party episode or Scott's Tots).
Not to mention all the lies and revisionism of history pains me, because it's the kind of shit I have to argue against as a leftist every day.
Mentions Hillary but not Kamala.
I don't think ~~CHATGPT~~ ~~Grokkk~~ Trump remembers who Kamala is
Kamala is only a one season villian
Barrack Hussein Obama
Just playing the classics
Broke: we never left 2016
Woke: we never left 2008
I absolutely need to know Trump's opinions on completely forgotten presidents like Benjamin Harrison or Warren G. Harding.
Teapot dome scandal folks
“Dumpy Rutherford B- Hayes, whose beard was so unkempt that he had lice living in it. It’s true, look it up.”
for those who also can't be fucked to squint at that dogshit quality photo:
Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in American History. Taking office as a result of the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our Nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest Inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. Dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in 4 ycars. His Green New Seam surrendered American Energy Dominance and, by abolishing the Southern Border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the World pour into the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. His Afghanistan Disaster was among the most humiliating events in American History, and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American Servicemembers, with many others gravely wounded. Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine, and Hamas terrorists launched the heinous October 7th attack on Israel
Nicknamed both "Sleepy" and Crooked," Joe Biden was dominated by his Radical Left handler. They and their allies in the Fake News Media attempted to cover up his severa mental decline, and his unprecedented use of the Autopen. Following his humiliating debate loss to President Trump in the big June 2024 debate, he was forced to withdraw from his campaiga for re-election in disgrace. Biden weaponized Law Enforcement against his political opponent, while also persccuting many other innocent people. He left office issuing blanket pardons to Radical Democrat criminals and thugs, as well as members of the Biden Crime Fimily - But despite it all, President Trump would get Re-Elected in a Landslide, and SAVE AMERICA!
handpicked successor

Trump should draw little devil horns on Obama with a sharpie.
fucking hell this was the funniest shit i read all week, thank you for this 
new site taglines just dropped
Saw a video on social media that seemed to have plaques under every president. I wonder what Trump thinks about Warren Harding.
Edit: lots of coverage of the recent presidents. I want to see what this guy wrote about Chester Arthur and the gilded age bunch lmao
I wanna see the ones about grovere Cleveland and that guy who died from speaking too long in the rain and also Van Buren.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.