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[-] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago
[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago
[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago

In German, AI is die Künstliche Intelligenz (KI), i.e. feminine genus. So apparently a women /s

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In German, das EI, i.e. emotional intelligence, comes from a butt. Checkmate. /s

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Fearpanic@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago
[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, I was wondering why people are randomly saying instagram

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Send address, will return nude.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago
[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

For mother's maiden name, two nudes and a liter of used bath water.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Person in the picture looks like something that would come out, if a man and a woman had a child...

[-] Buffy@libretechni.ca 1 points 1 month ago

What is IG? I can't keep up with these kids.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

[-] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago
[-] llamatron@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I had this very question. I thought IG was Instagram.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

it's just ig. an expression of disgust. like, ew. that halfy.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

"Son of Adam, Daughter of Eve" logic. snigger.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah but I really took after Aunt Lil

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

they have cool hair and did their eye makeup pretty cool

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf -3 points 1 month ago

If wimmins could learn makeup tips from trans who pass++, and cease thinking they're the table, we'd have this no-sex depopulation problem licked real fast. Especially since wimmins are earning millions as only fans prostitutes. Simples. Just saved the world. ~ Wimmins, learn make-up tips from those who had to be the best at it because they were starting with the worst, then you'll be double ahead. ;] And remember, you're not the table. You have to share your millions, with your hubby and children. To save the world. ;]

(Take however much you want from that as joking, but I am serious about the makeup tips... lol. Those peeps got skill! lol).

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I remember years back when a really popular makeup tutorial youtuber came out as having transitioned before starting her channel.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Does table mean breadwinner or something?

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

Did I link the wrong hoe math bit about the table concept?... If so, other hoe math videos/books can explain it better than I can. ...But I'll still try: The table's what each partner brings what they have, to, to the relationship ~ which contrasts to how some people (supposedly, according to hoe math, mostly women), think they are the table. Yeah, better to have the hoe math guy explain it. With pictures.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(I'm not a YouTube person.)

Thanks for explaining.

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf -2 points 1 month ago

lol at the steep downvotes on that.

different sense of humour, or not realising the humour, either way, that's funny in itself.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I think the humor is lost on many of us as trying to read that comment was causing me actual pain

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