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[-] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Cw alcohol/drug use

I think this implies that the attack on Who Harbor (carried out by the Japanese - as they are depicted in the Seuss-verse) left the Ginch as one of the few survivors of the WSS Whoville. Cynical in his age, the grink witnesses the feasts and festivities of the Who’s below as nothing more than vapid pomp of an ignorant public. A celebration ( noise) of the wealth and excess (noise!) paid for with the lives of his comrades (Noise!) whose screams he carries as a memento of that day (NOISE!) And there’s one thing he can’t stand it’s the noise noise! Noise! NOISE! So he drinks until the noise becomes distorted, until the line between himself and the liquor becomes distorted.

On the day of the heist the gink supplements his morning brown liquor with stimulants and barbiturates he’d stockpiled from the WVA - at least they’d given him something for his troubles - and notes he’s out of aspirin. Of course the pharmacy is not open on Christmas - another seasonal inconvenience - though it does have a chimney.

The grinch steadies his hand and secures the antler to his dogs head. He opens the door - the storm has subsided, though it’s left a depth of heavy snow higher than his ankles. Thankfully his boots fit today - fucking edema - fucking pharmacy - fucking Christmas - the sleigh will run fast today.

Dressed as Santa Claus, and with shovel in hand, the grinch clears a path to the sleigh, “this shit never gets easier to lift”. Sweating and panting (noise) the grinch leans against the sleigh to catch his breath. Perhaps the liquor betrayed him this morning - for confidence is accompanied by a pounding headache (noise!).

The sun is rising as the grinch lights a whogarette - just like that December morning years ago - before the (Noise!). The sleighs bench feels warm to sit on - the Grunch knows he’ll be remembered as a hero and welcomed to valhalla- he closes his eyes, smiles and thinks about the welcoming (NOISE!)

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 38 minutes ago

That Grinch's name? John Rambo

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

You think there was a Whotler?

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago
[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 16 points 7 hours ago

In the cgi movie, they sing a Christmas carol that references Christ and Satan by name.

So that implies a whocifiction, and a who-hell. Can you imagine the wacky who-flavored tortures that would be inflicted in both scenarios?

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 30 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

maybe even Who genocide

Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity, such as white people in South Africa. Sure, talk about an imaginary "Who genocide" which not only takes place in an entirely fictional world, but is not even proven to have actually happened given the information that we can actually derive from that fictional world! Pollute the web with these fantasies and let white genocide go unimpeded in South Africa.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 22 points 5 hours ago

Had a jesse-wtf moment before I noticed who was posting! Haha

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 2 points 43 minutes ago

Out of character post: Should I be glad that I've become the user equivalent of the fakenews comm?

[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 2 points 25 minutes ago

Nah, your bit is actually funny

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago

I can only imagine the experience, lol.

Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity,

very-smart OK, seems harsh but I understand where it's coming from given (for example) the genocide in Gaz-

such as white people in South Africa

wut

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago

It certainly casts the Grinch's relationship with the Whos and Whoville in a different light that he served in their military. Maybe he's a disaffected veteran, struggling with PTSD, and he's been abandoned by his country.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Gritty remake of the grinch when?

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails starts playing

"Christmas. Christmas always reminds me of the smell of burning flesh..."

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 4 hours ago

it looks like a who vietnam hat. the who vietcong were not to be who-fucked with

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The existence of a nuclear carrier implies the existence of Whopons of Mass Destruction.

Maybe there's a Wholin Powell presenting a bag of Whoranium Yellow Cake at the Whonited Nations General Assembly.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Uh, isnt it the Security Council.

powell-propaganda yeah he's sitting down.


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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 10 hours ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Rom congratulations i give you my first ever "best post on this site r/n" award

i do detract a single point however because you didn't use the kelly emoji as is tradition

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 9 hours ago

The Clean Whomacht Myth would have you believe it was only the Whoffen SS that committed war crimes.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago
[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Jolly Despoilment of the Presents by Olive-colored Ne'er-do-wells (complementary).

Uncritical support to comrade Grin Qi Huangdi for his war on Christmas, as well as the first world.

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

First Blood (2000)

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago

I mean haven't we read the butter wars? This seems like the next logical conclusion.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago

Are they going to war on Whos on the same speck or do they have a sort of space military for fighting other specks?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago

Like armies in winter, the Whoville Navy waits for the Thaw to reach their enemies.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 12 hours ago
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