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[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

stoic serious hero

concerned-confusion bing bing wahoo man?

Well, he does yeet his best friend and loyal steed into bottomless chasms with nary a frown. Kid from Shadow of the Colossus could learn a lot from our cartwheeling student of Seneca

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

NoA is going to have to give Mario angry eyebrows, too.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Airride was such a good game

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

I wish i had the free time required to be angry about everything.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

So how do they feel about crossdressing Link?

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

uncomfortable in the crotch area.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it gay to be a cartoon goofball?

[-] jaeme@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the Big N

You can't even speak its name awoooooh. The big N conspiracy to turn the character models gay.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

"Big N" sounds like how Tucker Carlson describes the entertainment industry in private.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Also sounds like how he describes Obama

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The last sight of many a commie

edit: jfc there's an emote for everything last-sight

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mario is peak alpha male. He bing bing whaoos without caring what lesser beta males think. Drives a go kart. Girlfriend is a princess (MONARCHIST?) Nintendo wants to strip him of his alphaness.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I want to believe this is satire.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

the lack of name in the screenshot and the phrasing of it makes me think so

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago


⬆ what this person wants Mario to look like, presumably

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

comrade stalin?

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Stoic serious mario is such a good bit lmao

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

They even got rid of his famous catchphrase, "Do-a your duty, and leave-a the rest to fate"

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

guys the new game is chibi that's all that's going on it's literally just a thing they did to all of the characters in this one game

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

it's gay to wear hats now

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Stoic serious hero

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This is Baby Mario erasure.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

That's funny I was literally watching the trailer earlier mildly impressed that Nintendo gave Mario such animated and varied animations while running and hopping around. He looks so determined while doing the Naruto run

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I want to believe its satire but

Literally everyone: Wow finally a new art style for a 2d mario after years of the New Super Mario Bros aesthetic, looks great! This fella: They're feminizing Mario!!!!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

OK, I will compare them: same-picture

I literally cannot tell which game is which. Only the top right looks different

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