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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

NoA is going to have to give Mario angry eyebrows, too.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Airride was such a good game

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

stoic serious hero

concerned-confusion bing bing wahoo man?

Well, he does yeet his best friend and loyal steed into bottomless chasms with nary a frown. Kid from Shadow of the Colossus could learn a lot from our cartwheeling student of Seneca

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

I wish i had the free time required to be angry about everything.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

So how do they feel about crossdressing Link?

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

uncomfortable in the crotch area.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Fellas, is it gay to be a cartoon goofball?

[-] jaeme@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the Big N

You can't even speak its name awoooooh. The big N conspiracy to turn the character models gay.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

"Big N" sounds like how Tucker Carlson describes the entertainment industry in private.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Also sounds like how he describes Obama

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mario is peak alpha male. He bing bing whaoos without caring what lesser beta males think. Drives a go kart. Girlfriend is a princess (MONARCHIST?) Nintendo wants to strip him of his alphaness.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I want to believe this is satire.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

the lack of name in the screenshot and the phrasing of it makes me think so

[-] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 years ago


⬆ what this person wants Mario to look like, presumably

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

comrade stalin?

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[-] impiri@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

They even got rid of his famous catchphrase, "Do-a your duty, and leave-a the rest to fate"

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Stoic serious mario is such a good bit lmao

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

guys the new game is chibi that's all that's going on it's literally just a thing they did to all of the characters in this one game

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

it's gay to wear hats now

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Stoic serious hero

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

This is Baby Mario erasure.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That's funny I was literally watching the trailer earlier mildly impressed that Nintendo gave Mario such animated and varied animations while running and hopping around. He looks so determined while doing the Naruto run

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I want to believe its satire but

Literally everyone: Wow finally a new art style for a 2d mario after years of the New Super Mario Bros aesthetic, looks great! This fella: They're feminizing Mario!!!!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

OK, I will compare them: same-picture

I literally cannot tell which game is which. Only the top right looks different

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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