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That’s a good idea; I’m thinking Trump should probably take 4x-5x daily just to be on the safe side.
It would probably be safer with some warfarin on board, too.
And he should shave with a straight razor before he’s had anything to eat.
In the warm bath with a toaster
In a building with its original wiring from the 1890s.
im afraid the razor will just glide of the excess amount of sweat and orange concealer he uses.
Please
About 48x a daily aspirin is the maximum dose in 24 hours.
Since Tylenol apparently causes autism, can we now decide that Aspirin causes dementia? Just curious.
It can cause internal bleeding, so if he's being stupid with the dose, then things like bleeding out in his sleep might be feasible.
2026 might be a good year after all!!
Yeah, because JD Couchfucker would be so much better.
He is probably worse, but he doesn't really hold any political capital so it's probably way better. Once JD is in the hot seat I bet every dubiously legal thing the admin has done falls in his lap and he gets impeached.
it also increases bleeding too.
Asking for an entire planet
Don’t hold back Donald. What’s worse is I heard not taking aspirin causes autism. Better load up.
He must think there’s somebody stupid enough out there to believe what he had to say.
Then again, tens of millions of people did vote for him…
Shaking hands doesn’t cause that type of bruising on the back of the hand, and neither does aspirin. You know it does? IV needles, which are, not infrequently, inserted into veins on top of the hand.
He must think there’s somebody stupid enough out there to believe what he had to say.
There are 77 million of them.
aspirin can, if you take enough of it.
Yeah, OK, Trump
I very much doubt he's in charge of what pills he takes much less knows what pills he takes. Frankly at this point I'm shocked he's not taking colloidal silver.
Maybe he should!
I've heard that colloidal silver can turn one's skin blue. I wonder what happens when that person has orange skin, considering they're on opposite ends of the color wheel. Does it balance out to a normal skin tone?
Maybe he'd turn brown and just switch to promoting minority rights like Cartman in the ginger episode.
Bleed Out Bleed Out Bleed Out!
The very fact that he's still alive is proof that prayers don't work.
Maybe a hamberder or two will do it. One can only hope.
My memory tells me this is a real photo from his first term. When he fed that basketball team, when the government was shut down, so he had no kitchen staff.
But logic tells me this isn't real. This can't be real. None of this is real. It can't be! This makes no sense! This is all just a bad dream....
Yea, it's an old (real) photo. I have a few like this on my screensaver just in case my blood pressure gets too low.
The interview appeared to be one of the most extensive conservations Trump has had with journalists on his health
Heh.
Had a friend who mixed aspirin with blood thinners. Her nose started bleeding and wouldn't stop. She looked like a murder victim when I drove her to the ER.
I'm a Free Thinking Republican who saw ALL of this FIRST HAND when he Dozed off During a Conference I was watching so I KNOW this is FAKE NEWS!
There was a time, not too long ago, when I would have thought this was satire. I still hope this is satire.
It is - BigMacHole comments in this Trump-satire style on other posts as well.
when ONION was satire, now its just real news, that isnt captured by the MSM.
that explains why he bruised so easily, like mcconnel did. aspirin increased your chances of bleeding excessively, due to it intefering with clotting.
Maybe that's is why them told him to say that in the interview. Even if it's plausible i don't believe a thing that comes out of this guy's mouth without proof.
Take more. Don't let those quacks tell you what to do. More.
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