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Please the Beans
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Honestly, if the bean isn't pleased, then I'm not pleased.
As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed
If the bean is not pleased, I continue flicking it.
PLEASE THE BEANS.
Is that an order? Or do you want beans?
PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.
opens mouth
Hi! do not mix, please the beans.
Kansas City knows...
Segregation pleases the beans. Ask Kansas.
This is edited.
Beans? 🐾
Can we bring back talking about beans all the time on Lemmy? Asking for a friend who love beans (aka me)
If it pleases thy beans
Kansas City knows
not what she said at all
not plural beans anyway. we like to be monogamous in my house.
just please one bean, thank you.
but if you can find one that wants other beans, more power to you.
That's incredibly selfish of her.
In this age when the skill of bean-pleasing is a dying form of art, masters of the skill must be shared. It is known.
Those who cannot play the sport any more may coach
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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