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What would you consider the ideal "stoner food?"
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Its nachos
Been quite a while, but clementines would probably be pretty great!
Celery and Peanut Butter!
Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.
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Anything I didn't have to create.
Cheez-itz
Pizza
Just remember to set a timer
One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I've forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.
Y'all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It's tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.
Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it's never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.
Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don't add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you're seasoning.
On a t-break but this sounds amazing regardless. Saved.
Honestly poutine
Ofenkäse (Ovencheese)
It's a camembert cheese you bake in the oven and then dip bread or whatever you like in it.
Huh. You're a lot more productive than me when you're high!
you can buy them chilled in the grocery store, you just fuck it in the oven for 25 mins or whatever
My oven is for storing important documents, not for cooking.
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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